Turpintine 

The stench, psychological and physical damage, and destruction that result from raising 13 kids (and counting) under dirty, creepy and abusive circumstances. It only takes one person (a close family member) to expose two weirdos for that they really are.

My partner and I wanted to buy a house in Perris, but it was covered in Turpintine. We settled for an old crack house instead.

Turpintine by The Real Canadian May 5, 2018

turpentine 

A thin volatile essential oil, C10H16, obtained by steam distillation or other means from the wood or exudate of certain pine trees and used as a paint thinner, solvent, and medicinally as a liniment.

The sticky mixture of resin and volatile oil from which turpentine is distilled.

A brownish-yellow resinous liquid obtained from the terebinth.

oil of turpentine, spirit of turpentine

turpentine by blacksaibot October 29, 2005

turpentini 

To accidentally ingest turpentine, paint thinner, gasoline, or other toxic liquids.

While working on his kitchen, David reached for his coffee cup, but got a turpentini instead.

Be careful with that siphon, dude. You don't want a turpentini.

turpentini by kaysodowsky April 17, 2008

moral turpentine

1.All purpose sin remover

2.Prayer

The evangelical preacher was an inveterate thief and a serial child molester. Still. the application of a little moral turpentine assured his place in Heaven. He was always careful to pray extra hard after what he'd call an incident.

moral turpentine by Pbaddy August 22, 2009

turpentine cat 

Term used by people of the Southern persuasion to identify something moving at a pace that borders on the supernatural. First seen in the 1920's when a group of men rubbed a cat's cinnamon ring with a dried out corncob until it was raw, and then wiped it with a rag soaked in turpentine. Can be used interchangeably with raped ape

I was doin my girl, and when my friends started the rodeo dat hizzo took off like a turpentine cat.

turpentine cat by bob44 February 9, 2005

turpentiniferous 

adj. ter-pen-tahy-NIF-er-uhs 1. pertaining to or experiencing the feeling in one's brain/body after having too many bottles of Mad Dog 20/20 (or similar cheap liquor) in one evening. 2. The smell of one's breath &/or body the day after such an event.

So turpentiniferous was Bobby after his bachelor party, even his fish shunned his wretched stench as his bulk shambled into the loo to disgorge his bladder.

turpentiniferous by Necrolicious June 2, 2009

turdpentine 

An oil that you can harvest from people's asses

Bob, did you just buy a gallon of Turdpentine oil? Eww... What are you goint to paint with it?

turdpentine by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 30, 2021