prayer

Although not promoted by public schools, it is the most popular study technique of high school students, typically used minutes before a test.

Please, please let me pass this test...

by Channing January 2, 2005

prayer

A form of birth control, though highly ineffective.

Prayer: Please, please God, don't let me get pregnant. Oh Jesus, please let my period show up on time.

by iplant September 27, 2005

prayer

a technique practiced moments before u r gonna be in deep shit

oh shit the condom broke.. better start with a quick prayer!!

by dot dot dot... December 28, 2005

Prayer

To do nothing and still think you're helping.

Me: Man, I really need to pass this test tomorrow. Can you help me out?
Religious moron: Sure, I'll pray for you.
Me: Why not just help me study? That would actually help.
Religious moron: I'm positive that the grace of God will help you pass the test.
Me: I think God is too busy with everything else in the universe to help me pass a test.
Religious moron: I'll give him a prayer anyway
Me: Why do I hang with you?

by Tonio31 August 30, 2007

prayer

(n). Best known placebo known to mankind.

Little Billy was dying of cancer, so he prayed that God and Jesus would let him live. He died two months later possessing strong, but ultimately useless, hope. Not surprisingly, his prayer was in vain.

by A-Bag 777 August 12, 2012

Prayer

prayer, n.
The resulting comination of desperation and superstition used by those without the mental capacity to think their own way through something.

"I'm too confused and unable to think for myself and solve this problem so, I think I'll use prayer."

by REAL AMERICAN VETERAN October 1, 2005

Prayer

The most hypocritical way to claim helping someone without taking any risk while some others risk their lives to save Him/Her, after what you thanks GOD that is Yourself,both having done nothing useful, and not the ones that make the rescue.

Praying for someone that has disappeared to be found back instead of going for help

by Roger Lemaitre July 26, 2004