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The act of when someone goes to give you a high five, instead of slapping their hand, form a fist, stick your thumb out, and hit their open palm with the bottom of your hand (the part of your fist opposite your thumb sticking out) then proceed to wiggle your thumb while your hand is on their palm, saying "gobble gobble gobble."
Thus forming a turkey to thwart their efforts of slappin' five.
Jack: So I went to high five Matt, but he ended up turkeying me.
Megan: What a douche.
Turkeying by AustinTsunami January 20, 2009
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TurkeyDinosaur 

the absolute god of a staff member who once roamed streets of shitcade, we all must stan him and worship all day long.
TurkeyDinosaur is my idol
TurkeyDinosaur by notdelno July 24, 2020
When you are soaking with a girl and motorboat her boobs while gobbling like a turkey.
Dude 1: Man! Guess what I did last night?
Dude 2: idk man, what did you do?
Dude 1: I was turkeying the fuck out of Sarah!
Dude 2: Sarah has giant knockers man!

( Dude 2 high 5s dude 1
Turkeying by White n-word October 20, 2022
Turkeying someone refers to when someone is sleeping (or not), and another person physically touches their chin with their testicles, giving the appearance of a goose head. This behavior is extremely discriminatory and disrespectful and is not recommended.
"Hey man, did you hear about John and Tim's wild night last night? They were Turkeying everyone at the party."

"I can't believe Jim pulled off the ultimate Turkeying move last night at the party, the whole room was in stitches"
Turkeying by fhfxbdf January 23, 2023

Turkeling 

When you have you weiner sucked underwater, while having a dead fish up your ass
“Dear god Louise, our turkeling session was very expeditious. Are we up for tomorrow with the kids.”
Turkeling by turkeler2000 May 4, 2024

wharf tunecino 

fuck these hoes
They’re talking shit...you don’t need them. wharf tunecino!!!
wharf tunecino by caitymoomoo October 24, 2018