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Turdurken

Guy Genius:Hmmm, porn needs a new hero, how about we get a guy to fuck a chick with a chicken dick???

Guy2:Splendid!

Fluffer:We'll call it a Turdurken.
by Doug Fury October 16, 2008
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metaphysical turducken

A riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma.
I'll never understand Steve, he's a metaphysical turducken.
by Definite Article March 11, 2009
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turduckenolio

n. A really bad portfolio (of photographs, projects, assets). It should be stuffed into a turducken. Calling it a turduckenolio means that it should be stuffed into a chicken, then into a duck, then into a turkey, and then up their a**.
Please get this turduckenolio off my desk! I don't have time for this.
by Doctor Science February 20, 2011
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Turturkeykey

Its a turkey stuffed with a smaller turkey. Known from episode 10 season 6 of How i Met Your Mother called Blitzgiving
Ted: Instead of stuffing i'm gonna fill the turkey with a slightly smaller turkey. Its called ''The Turturkeykey''.
Lilly: The Turturkeykey?
Robin: I was there at the insertion. He used shoe horns. I'll be having sides.
by Warrmonger November 28, 2010
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Turturkeykey

A turkey stuffed with a slightly smaller turkey. Usually roasted for Thanksgiving.
Dude, you violated a turkey. With another turkey.
Yeah, it's my turturkeykey. :3
by CustodesAstartes November 25, 2010
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Turducken Slap

(verb) When a man, who has a man inside him, who has a man inside HIM turkey slaps another human being, male or female, in the face with his penis, erect or flaccid, it makes no difference, there's little room for discrimination when performing a turducken slap.
Holy shit. I was passed out on the couch and I was turducken slapped. What a way to wake up!
by Danger500 May 17, 2011
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Truducken

A beautifully constructed piece of meat containing turkey, duck, and chicken. Often eaten at holiday. Some say it looks like a vagina.
Boy- hey grandpa what are we having for dinner?
Grandpa- only a wonderful meat masterpiece aka ... the truducken.
by wonderfulthanksgivingcreations February 27, 2010
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