Ted: Instead of stuffing i'm gonna fill the turkey with a slightly smaller turkey. Its called ''The Turturkeykey''.
Lilly: The Turturkeykey?
Robin: I was there at the insertion. He used shoe horns. I'll be having sides.

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz

Dude, you violated a turkey. With another turkey.
Yeah, it's my turturkeykey. :3

Instead of stuffing, I'm gonna fill the turkey with... a slightly smaller turkey. It's called, a Turturkeykey!