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procure
procure by Lovelykaran November 23, 2015
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Procure
The only universal verb found in the standard English dictionary. It can literally be used in the place of any verb.
Procure by dickey6969 November 6, 2018
Procurement
I had a really bad flu. I called a procurement specialist. She cured my flu in a professional manner.
Procurement by silentthread November 19, 2010
Procurement dickhead
A person working in a procurement role with minimal relevant skills and qualifications, who add bureaucracy and pointless work to give the impression that their work adds value, and make life miserable and frustrating everyone in the organisation who needs to buy anything and any unlucky professional advisors who need to deal with them.
Procurement dickhead by BigPastaBoiz November 23, 2024
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