turdmeister 

A Procurer of fecal matter.

Literal:
"I'm going to the turdmeister, get me some turd."

Metaphoric:
"Geofrey, why must you do the nasty with my sister? You are nothing more than a turdmeister."

turdmeister by George Hayward December 6, 2006

turksmeister 

A Forum Funny, and all round nice guy...(I think!)

Here's looking at you Turksmeister

turksmeister by Gen. Motors July 16, 2003

Turdmaster 

Nickname for the boss in a dysfunctional hierarchy since s/he essentially tells you when and where to shit.

Sorry buddy, I can’t do anything for you yet, I’m waiting for the Turdmaster to drop his giant turd so that I’ll know how to handle things.

Turdmaster by Dr Bunnygirl August 27, 2020

turksmeister 

The master of gaming turkeys

'I hear l337m0n is the server's turksmeister'

turksmeister by LeGIt July 16, 2003

Tardmeister 

n. A very foolish person, like a retard.Notice the "tard". You use it to insult people, instead of saying retard, it's tardmeister.

Holy Crap, you're the biggest tardmeister I know, Devon.

Tardmeister by heylo August 30, 2005

wurdmeister

The self given nickname to Robert Williams of Stocktwits, a poor retarded fellow who poorly invested his life savings into a crappy Greek shipping company known as TOPS and lost it within six months.

Nothing like pulling a Wurdmeister and investing in the shittiest company known to man.

wurdmeister by Allen Franken June 3, 2018

Turdminster 

A district in London which extends to the river Thames which had more turd by volume than water before epidemiology & sanitation & disease process was properly understood by man probably during Victorian times

I will meet you at the Turdminster bridge

Turdminster by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 17, 2021