Turdmarine 

derived from the words Turd and Submarine. A Turdmarine is created when someone accidentally shits themselves whilst taking a bath, and the piece of crap is left floating around in the water.

Hey! Check out this massive turdmarine I just dumped in the tub!

Turdmarine by mikeland October 29, 2008

turdminer 

1. One who probes for turds with their weiner.

2. One who likes butt play.

A: "I was in that butt for like 3 hours!!"
B: "Your such a turdminer."

turdminer by justadrunk August 16, 2004

turdmare 

A nightmare where you dream of giant turdtowns & rivers of turd & turdmonsters chasing you

Sam: I just had a frightening turdmare yesterday

turdmare by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 9, 2021