Turmeric 

An aromatic spice that belongs to the ginger family. Often most recognized as that "Indian food" smell, as it is one of the main spices in Indian curries.

Also a very potent aphrodisiac that has been said to be 3x as more effective than Viagra.

When Brad couldn't get it on with his girlfriend, he remembered that he had leftover Indian takeout in his fridge, so he took the bowl of curry and smothered it all over his stomach until he could feel the blood rushing into his dick veins.

Turmeric.

Turmeric by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 12, 2021

Turmeric 

In Indian languages, Turmeric refers to color Yellow.

It can mean Yellow journalism when Indian media bashes China too much trying to portray India in a positive light to the point that it ruins the dish figuratively.

Also, too much Turmeric can cause dizziness , indigestion or constipation 😋

Too much Turmeric !

Turmeric by Indy_lowkey April 10, 2024

turmeric talons

That yellowing of the fingernails you get after eating indian food. Turmeric is the spice that gives that orangey-yellow colour to a dish.

Stan: Eeeew! Your nails are gross! What have you been up to?

Ollie: I got a set meal for two at the Bay of Bengal last night. It's just turmeric talons.

turmeric talons by flangelina March 27, 2010

turmeric queen

Red headed beauty
Woman with red hair

That girl is a turmeric queen!

turmeric queen by Spiltkoolaid January 26, 2023

Turmeric Merchant

A derogatory term for an Indian

"Go back where you came from you damn Turmeric Merchant"

Turmeric Merchant by DJSSJ4 November 5, 2025

The Turmeric Co. 

The makers of the most delicious, potent raw turmeric shots EVER. Their unique formula fuels people from all walks of life through the power of nature. They're the best of the best.

Justin seems to have so much energy at the moment?

I'm not surprised, he buys his shots from The Turmeric Co.

The Turmeric Co. by Kingofhealth November 22, 2021

Turdmeric 

A spice loved by butt burglars

Ass pirates commandeered a ship carrying a cargo of turdmeric

Turdmeric by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 14, 2021