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Turdifice 

1. a shitty building, especially a really large, really shitty imposing one.
2. a shitty but complex system of beliefs.
That old abandoned K-Mart store is a total turdifice.
Turdifice by billyt555 April 5, 2021
Words you can keep

Turdrific 

Another way of saying that someone or something is "the shit".
Man, Al Gore is turdrific! He's really the shit!
Turdrific by dirtyjeff March 20, 2008

Turdface 

One with turd on there face.{may or may not have turd on thier face}
You've got turd on your face, you turdface.
Turdface by Trent Ren September 18, 2006

turdification

to debase, muddy up, or greatly lower the quality of something.
Her excessive use of slang is a turdification of the English language.
turdification by Plasmaguy September 11, 2016

turdface 

Turdface can be used in different ways depending on the situation. Most often used in place of butthole or asshole which are words usually associated with undesirable behavior from another person.
Tina Vermillion is a turdface for not cleaning up the fresh dog poop in the kitchen that smelled up the entire house.

turdface tina or tina turdface.

also can be used in a combonation.

i.e. turdface buttlicker, turdface ass breath and
turdface turddy turdster.
turdface by pharm1 April 27, 2008

Turdface 

It can mean 3 things,
a turd on your face or a turd on somebody elses face
OR
an ugly face, proper, proper, proper ugly face.
"Omg i just seen a turdface."

"Ew, look at that turdface over there on the corner of the street wearing a short skirt"
Jim Wilke, or any other IRL fan who is too dumb to even classify as a full turd. The word "turdslice" is used to describe an extremely dumb motherfucker without insulting the class of dumbfucks and dipshits.
Jim, stop being a turdslice and admit that the IRL is gay!
turdslice by Anonymous September 26, 2003
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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