Turdface 

One with turd on there face.{may or may not have turd on thier face}

You've got turd on your face, you turdface.

Turdface by Trent Ren September 18, 2006

turdface 

Turdface can be used in different ways depending on the situation. Most often used in place of butthole or asshole which are words usually associated with undesirable behavior from another person.

Tina Vermillion is a turdface for not cleaning up the fresh dog poop in the kitchen that smelled up the entire house.

turdface tina or tina turdface.

also can be used in a combonation.

i.e. turdface buttlicker, turdface ass breath and
turdface turddy turdster.

turdface by pharm1 April 27, 2008

Turdface 

It can mean 3 things,
a turd on your face or a turd on somebody elses face
OR
an ugly face, proper, proper, proper ugly face.

"Omg i just seen a turdface."

"Ew, look at that turdface over there on the corner of the street wearing a short skirt"

Turdface by charlotte and carleigh ;) April 16, 2008

turd face 

1. Big smelly turd face. As in one whose face resembles a piece of excrement.

2. Long smelly turd face. As in one whose face resembles a large piece of excrement.

3. Everybody who reads this.

1. My god. Lydia. You're such a BIG SMELLY TURD FACE.

2. Oh yeah Megan? Well you're a LONG SMELLY TURD FACE.

3. Yeah, you read this, you turd face.

turd face by Lydigan December 9, 2004

tardface 

Loser guys who won't tell a girl he likes her, even though he acts like he does.

He tells me I'd look hot in tight jeans and he will take me all the way home to Chatswood, but that tardface won't tell me whether or not he likes me.

tardface by desperatefriendsclub March 23, 2005

Turd face 

A word used to tell someone they are as ugly as a baby and a good word for when your angry at someone.

Often used in sentences like:

“Give me back my wife you turd face!”

Turd face by Mars_:) June 23, 2022

tardface 

n. a person with a face easily associated with retardation, such as the common deformaties of Downs syndrome.

v. to mangle someone's face in such a way that they look like a retard.

You tardface, your only chances for dating are with the blind.

I'm going to tardface you if you don't shut your hole.

tardface by Twilight Veil March 16, 2004