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turboshit 

The name given to the activity of shitting really fast. Especially used by disorganised people who dont have the shit-management gene and usually find themselves running to the bog hoping to 'send a sausage to the seaside' quickly because theyve got more important things to do.

Also used by internet junkies who find that logging on acts like a laxative and makes them want to 'log off'.

Often used to describe the vast quantities of crap produced by the above mentioned activity.
You should have seen it mate, I had a turboshit and it was poking out of the pan!

Ive got 30 seconds before she gets here, ill have a turboshit, no time to wash my hands.
turboshit by missadventure November 4, 2006
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Turboshart

An accidental shit when trying to release flatulence through your asses extraction point located between the buttox. Much more powerful than a normal shart.
Turboshart by Tim Urban November 7, 2006

turboshit 

a shit that has built up so much back pressure that it shoots out your ass befor you sit down. And only lasts about five minuts.
i hade to shit so bad that it shot out my ass like a bullit.
my shit was turbo gharged.
i had to take a turboshit so bad i allmost didnt make it.
turboshit by zach bass April 14, 2010

turboshanner 

An alternative name for the Edinburgh based indie *smirk* band Turboshandy. Generally a sign of disrespect, be it comic or heartfelt.
Turboshanner suck balls!
turboshanner by Rec Hom November 10, 2006

TurboCraft 

TurboCraft is da best YouTuber ever
OMG ITS TurboCraft
TurboCraft by TurboAlbert October 9, 2018