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turboshit 

The name given to the activity of shitting really fast. Especially used by disorganised people who dont have the shit-management gene and usually find themselves running to the bog hoping to 'send a sausage to the seaside' quickly because theyve got more important things to do.

Also used by internet junkies who find that logging on acts like a laxative and makes them want to 'log off'.

Often used to describe the vast quantities of crap produced by the above mentioned activity.
You should have seen it mate, I had a turboshit and it was poking out of the pan!

Ive got 30 seconds before she gets here, ill have a turboshit, no time to wash my hands.
turboshit by missadventure November 4, 2006
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turboshit 

a shit that has built up so much back pressure that it shoots out your ass befor you sit down. And only lasts about five minuts.
i hade to shit so bad that it shot out my ass like a bullit.
my shit was turbo gharged.
i had to take a turboshit so bad i allmost didnt make it.
turboshit by zach bass April 14, 2010

turboslut 

Freak with whom you can go from 0 to fucking in under 12 seconds.
turboslut by bigdieseltrucker January 9, 2005

Turbo Shit 

A shit that's forced out of the ass by a fart.
After a night of cheap beer and pizza you'll wake up with the turbo shits.
Turbo Shit by colanblow September 28, 2008

Turboslut 

Insatiable appetite for sex, ignorant to sexual morals of any kind
My man Bryan Callen loves to spend time with a turboslut
Turboslut by Jaymon2019 March 12, 2019

turboitis 

1. A disease caused be lack of turbo
2.When you haven’t been around a turbo lately and you start making turbo noises with your mouth
James got Turboitis again, his truck must have broke down
turboitis by Extremetturboitis November 1, 2017

turbochicken 

A super-powered fowl designed to kick cookie monster's ass.
Turbochicken made Biskwithalimaw cry.
turbochicken by plurkplurkplurk January 21, 2009