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Turbocrutch 

The act of using crutches at lightning fast speed. Most likely used when you have a broken leg or ankle and you need crutches, and people are yelling at you to hurry up.
Guy 1: "Dude! Hurry up, I need to get to class and your crutching too slow!"

Guy 2: "Hey, I'm going as fast as I can!"

Guy 3: "Come on, man, Turbocrutch!!"
Turbocrutch by Volleyball Blaiser September 30, 2011

Turbografx 16 

A 16-bit console released by NEC Corporation in 1990 that sold 10 million worldwide. It sold better than 32-bit 3DO Interactive Multiplayer (10 million), and 16-bit Neo Geo and 32-bit Atari Jaguar (250,000). It sold only 2.5 million in USA and is an entry level collector's item. The best selling game was Bonk's Adventure which spawned 2 sequels and weren't great. The good games on the system were all SHMUPs like Blazing Lasers, and R-Type. The reason why it looked inferior to Sega Genesis was the 8-bit CPU. It was the first console to use CD format in 1991. CD games include WonderBoy III (platformer), Ys I and II (JRPG) and Street Fighter. Legendary Axe 1/2 were an Alter Beast clones. Neutopia I/II were Zelda NES clones.

* CPU: 8-bit Zilog Z80A
o 3.546893 MHz for PAL/SECAM, 3.579545 MHz for NTSC
* Graphics: VDP (Video Display Processor) derived from Texas Instruments TMS9918
o Up to 32 simultaneous colors available (one 16-color palette for sprites or background, an additional 16-color palette for background only) from a palette of 64 (can also show 64 simultaneous colors using programming tricks)
o Screen resolutions 256×192 and 256×224. PAL/SECAM also supports 256×240
o 8×8 pixel characters, max 463 (due to VRAM space limitation)
o 8×8 or 8×16 pixel sprites, max 64
o Horizontal, vertical, and partial screen scrolling
* Sound (PSG): Texas Instruments SN76489
o 4 channel mono sound (3 Square Waves, 1 White Noise)
o 3 tone generators, 10 octaves each, 1 white noise generator
* Sound (FM): Yamaha YM2413
o mono FM synthesis
o switchable between 9 tone channels or 6 tone channels + 5 percussion channels
o Included as built-in "accessory" with Japanese Master System (1987)
o supported by certain games only
* Boot ROM: 64 kbit (8 KB) to 2048 kbit (256 KB), depending on built-in game
* Main RAM: 64 kbit (8 KB), can be supplemented by game cartridges
* Video RAM: 128 kbit (16 KB)
* Game Card slot (not available in the Master System II)
* Game Cartridge slot (not included on newer Brazilian models, as these have built-in games)
o Japanese and South Korean consoles use vertical shaped 44-pin cartridges, the same shape as SG-1000 and Mark II
o All other consoles use 50-pin cartridges6 with a horizontal shape
o The difference in cartridge style is a form of regional lockout
* Expansion slot
o Unused, pinout compatible with 50-pin cartridges (but opposite gender) in all regions

The successor was the 32-bit PC-FX and had a ton of adult hentai and anime dating sims on it. Things American culture aren't supposed to like.
Gamer 1: Remember Blazing Lasers on Turbografx 16?
Gamer 2: Yeah, I remember the reason gamers didn't buy it, because it was back at the beginning when every Japanese manufacture thought they could make a videogame console and succeed in America (ie: Neo-Videogame Crash of 1984).
Turbografx 16 by HELLADS January 10, 2009

turdcrafter 

Turdcafter someone who has no life. That does nothing but spends all his time turd crafting farm animals for his turdcraft Bestiality world. His favorite farm animal is the pigs.
If he put the same effort into his real world life. Maybe he'd be able to get a real pig to pack his fudge.
he's such a turdcrafter. He lives in his turdcraft wonder land.
turdcrafter by bl4ze loves the cock November 19, 2011

tubbcraft 

they’re so cool; hot and funny, sexy too, also a tiktok influencer! + editor!!
omg hey! “did you see tubbcraft’s post?” “man that was so funny I love their posts on TikTok!”
tubbcraft by maxxxkinnie July 6, 2021

Turboshaft 

Slang for an aviation mechanic’s penis.
Lucas: Ohh Pete can you service my turboshaft??
Turboshaft by 500ToothDinasar March 14, 2023

Turbografx 

piece of shit bastard who thinks hes cool but he's actually smelly
Fuck Turbografx
Turbografx by Road678 April 24, 2023