Dirty Broom

When the remnants of a rim job remain on your mustache.

Pete had a Dirty Broom after rimming Lucas.

by 500ToothDinasar February 28, 2023

Hellercopter

Mr. Greg Heller’s aviation alter ego.

Jim: Did you see the Hellercopter flying around the run bay?

Shawn: Yeah! He yelled at me for getting too close to the prop.

by 500ToothDinasar October 11, 2023

Stash Rash

A rash obtained by two men with mustaches aggressively making out.

Pete and Lucas both got stash rash after class.

by 500ToothDinasar March 02, 2023

Autorotation

“Helicoptering” the penis opposite of normal rotation.

Walker: I saw Luke doing an autorotation in the hangar yesterday.
Pete: Counter clockwise?
Walker: Yeah, how did you know?
Pete: He’s normally in a clockwise rotation.

by 500ToothDinasar October 11, 2023

Sneaky Seat

Sitting naked on an unsuspecting persons face.

Michaela talked Kyle into taking a sneaky seat on her while sleeping.

by 500ToothDinasar January 31, 2023

Broom Berry

A dingleberry on someone’s mustache.

Lucas had a mustache full of Broom Berrys* after rimming Pete.

by 500ToothDinasar March 02, 2023

Frigid foreplay

When your girlfriend caresses your penis with her freezing cold fingers to warm them up.

Joe: What do you call an Eskimo handjob?
Mike: What?
Joe: Frigid foreplay.

by 500ToothDinasar October 11, 2023