500ToothDinasar's definitions

Autorotation

“Helicoptering” the penis opposite of normal rotation.

Walker: I saw Luke doing an autorotation in the hangar yesterday.
Pete: Counter clockwise?
Walker: Yeah, how did you know?
Pete: He’s normally in a clockwise rotation.

by 500ToothDinasar October 10, 2023

Hellercopter

Mr. Greg Heller’s aviation alter ego.

Jim: Did you see the Hellercopter flying around the run bay?

Shawn: Yeah! He yelled at me for getting too close to the prop.

by 500ToothDinasar October 10, 2023

Frigid foreplay

When your girlfriend caresses your penis with her freezing cold fingers to warm them up.

Joe: What do you call an Eskimo handjob?
Mike: What?
Joe: Frigid foreplay.

by 500ToothDinasar October 10, 2023

Turboshaft

Slang for an aviation mechanic’s penis.

Lucas: Ohh Pete can you service my turboshaft??

by 500ToothDinasar March 14, 2023

The Chinook

When two aviation mechanics synchronously helicopter their dicks and try to not touch whilst maintaining aggressive eye contact.

Pete and Lucas performed The Chinook during class at SCC.

by 500ToothDinasar March 11, 2023

Broom Berry

A dingleberry on someone’s mustache.

Lucas had a mustache full of Broom Berrys* after rimming Pete.

by 500ToothDinasar March 2, 2023

Stash Rash

A rash obtained by two men with mustaches aggressively making out.

Pete and Lucas both got stash rash after class.

by 500ToothDinasar March 2, 2023