Turbohead 

(n.) ritual of a male ejaculating into girls mouth, then proceeding to rigorously and repeatedly fuck her face, while screaming "TURBOHEAD"

"Jamie gave me such great turbohead last night."

"Susan didn't realize that some turbohead was coming, but was excitedly surprised."

"Jennifer was so alarmed by the turbohead, that she yacked a little on my erection."

"All I want is some Turbohead, in a comfortable bed. It could all be so simple."

Turbohead by DoubleD13. November 17, 2013

TubeHead 

Somebody who spends waaaaaayyyyy too much of his or her time watching those stupid dumb cat videos (or a glut of ANY videos for that matter) on YouTube is known as a TubeHead.

{Chris}: Damn, Craig sure spends an awful lot of time watching lightning videos on YouTube doesn't he?
{Dan}: Yeah, Craig is a true-blue total TubeHead!

TubeHead by Telephony August 13, 2016

turbolady 

Mythical stern female who visits when your turbo is about to shit itself.

My car's making a nasty whining noise, is it teh Turbolady?

turbolady by TheBrit March 7, 2005

getting turboed 

When you are on a computer with a power and a reset button, and you tell someone to press the "turbo" button, which is really the reset button. They will think that it makes the computer go faster, but in reality, they will lose all of their work.

Joe asks Justin, "Why is my computer going so slow?" Justin says, "Maybe you should press the turbo button!" Joe presses it, and loses all of his work, seven times. What a gay. Joe just shoed getting turboed sucks.

getting turboed by Mike September 20, 2006

turdhead 

turdhead one who is a shithead a non vulgar less offensive alternative to calling someone a shithead when vulgar language is not appropriate and you want to mind your manners

my neighbor turned his dog loose in my yard to take a shit and he refused to clean it up what a flipping turdhead

my neighbors dog turdhead ate my moms flowers last night

turdhead by littlejimmie April 15, 2019

turboed 

The act of being exceptionally inebriated. Being turbo drunk.

After two forties of Old English, Jeff was turboed.

turboed by Dargo May 21, 2007

turdhead 

A geek with culture and social skillz (as opposed to a nerd). A turdhead may enjoy trivia or tng, but he/she also enjoys hitting the clubs or playing sports.

This is someone you might envy but whose company you enjoy. The negative title brings 'em down to earth so you don't have to.

John Stewart may be the best example these days.

"While Q is a geek, James Bond is most a Turdhead."

turdhead by Q August 18, 2004