When you are on a computer with a power and a reset button, and you tell someone to press the "turbo" button, which is really the reset button. They will think that it makes the computer go faster, but in reality, they will lose all of their work.

Joe asks Justin, "Why is my computer going so slow?" Justin says, "Maybe you should press the turbo button!" Joe presses it, and loses all of his work, seven times. What a gay. Joe just shoed getting turboed sucks.

getting turboed by Mike September 20, 2006

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Turbodrunk

The most cost and time effective way of getting drunk. Consists of taking 4-6 shots in rapid succession, resulting in a sudden, very temporary intoxication.

I had three double shots, got turbodrunk, twerked in the parking lot, then went to bed.

Turbodrunk by sausagelord November 2, 2014

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Turbodeuce

a variation of the "#2"; with high explosiveness. Extreme projectile diarrhea.

"Yo brad why did you run out in the middle of that board meeting?"

"I totally had an intestinal meltdown and killed the office toilet with a turbodeuce."

Turbodeuce by elhefe1981 April 7, 2009

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Turbodouche

(tə bəu) (dōōsh) - Noun: The penultimate douchebag; aggressive in their quest to outdo other douchbags in their douchebaggery. See: Paris Hilton, Justin Bieber, their fans, et alia.

Only surpassed in douchebaggery by the older, more experienced douchebags: The Biggest Douche In the Universe.

Jean: Did you see that Justin Bieber is yet again regaling us with his exploits?

Jeannie: What a fucking turbodouche.

Turbodouche by Retard Yoke November 22, 2014

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turbodump

when you sit on the toilet and the shit rockets out of your anus, completing the "dump" in mere seconds

Dude 1: I have to take a dump.
Dude 2: Ok man, go. I'll wait like five minutes for you outside...

FFFRRRRRRTTTTTT!!!!! SSSPPPPLLLLAAASSHHHH!!!

Dude 1: Done.
Dude 2: HOLY SHIT MAN, THAT WASN'T JUST SOME DUMP! IT WAS A TURBODUMP!!!

turbodump by Blueberry Turd January 12, 2010

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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