Turbit 

The piece of skin between a girl's vag and her asshole.

Don't go in the basement, it smells like Grandma's unwashed Turbit down there.

Turbit by Turbit Master August 8, 2010

Turbit 

A homosexual that is not married but is engaged.

Did you see that turbit with the lollipop? He was major queer.

Turbit by Beastastic October 29, 2019

Turbin Dipping 

Turbin dipping drowning sand beach sunshine watersports

Definition - to go turban dipping equates to holding a turban wearing persons head under the water until the bubbles stop when i stood on his head until the bubbles stop popping up i had turbin dipped him
Turbin Dipping to drown a turbin wearer

Turbin Dipping by The Fairy Sesh Mother February 11, 2019

Turbotext 

Using TurboTax's six digit text confirmation to spam the shit out of people that annoy you.

It is recommended to then text them with your phone and ask what the six digit code is.

Person 1: "John didn't invite me to his party so I turbotexted him!"

Person 2: "Haha he deserved it!"

Turbotext by GetSizzled February 7, 2017

turbinado 

Sweet; awesome; great. Used as you would use, "That is so sweet."

"That is totally turbinado."

"Mo' turbinado."

turbinado by Kevin Delaney December 19, 2006

turritopsis nutricula

The biologically immortal jellyfish. Perhaps the closest example of immortality man will see. This jellyfish can revert to its polyp stage after becoming sexually mature. It originated in the Caribbean, but has spread all over the world.

Person 1: What's ur favorite animal, man?

Person 2: The TURRITOPSIS NUTRICULA!!!!
*waves arms like a jellyfish and smacks friend in the face to simulate stinging*

turritopsis nutricula by Sir Peter of the Wiggin Family October 10, 2011

turditude 

a shitty, awful attitude

Shelley's querulous whining was reflective of her turditude.

turditude by wiley1 April 24, 2008