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Turbik

In Slovakia when you say, that someone is called Turbik it means that the person is in a state of soft retardation, which is not permanent but just temporary. Symptoms may often include behavior similar to a man in his middle age crisis but unlike the middle age crisis, is most common among teenagers. Turbik state comes in multiple stages. The first stage is most commonly known as Turovanie. The second is called Turbenie. In this stage, a person is starting to behave abnormally and other symptoms may start to be seen. Note that the symptoms are different between people and can include a wide spectrum of behaviors. The third stage begins when changes in behavior are severe. This stage is called Turbulencie. The last stage before a person becomes fully Turbik is called Euturbia. In this state of Euturbia, a person experiences strong feelings of joy and happiness and is oblivious to what is happening. If someone experiencing Euturbia is not treated with the power of friendship immediately his condition will worsen and the person will eventually turn into Turbik.
Guy 1: Hey, turbik what's for lunch today?
Guy 2: I DoN't kn0w pRoBabLy a cOd Fish aSk sOmeOnE ElsE
by m4in September 24, 2022
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Guy 1: Oh woah I shouldn’t leave my bricks out tonight. Heard there will be a tornado tonight. Don’t want to create a turbik.

Guy 2: Good idea.
by Nastydonkey December 5, 2021
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Turbik

A human turd that is so dense and hard that it forms into a brick.

Often used in the construction of new age eco homes.
Guy 1: *building a wall* "can you pass me that turbik? "
Guy 2: "Sure thing... *picks up turbik* Corrre it's a solid one"
by Loseflaps69 December 7, 2021
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Turbin Dipping

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Definition - to go turban dipping equates to holding a turban wearing persons head under the water until the bubbles stop when i stood on his head until the bubbles stop popping up i had turbin dipped him
Turbin Dipping to drown a turbin wearer
by The Fairy Sesh Mother February 11, 2019
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turbinado

Sweet; awesome; great. Used as you would use, "That is so sweet."
"That is totally turbinado."

"Mo' turbinado."
by Kevin Delaney December 19, 2006
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twin turbskies

damn how much did you pay for those twin turbskies
by pussyman 2002 December 18, 2017
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turbokick

An awesome form of cardio kickboxing with dance, kickboxing, and awesome choreography. Super intense and super sexy.
A: Hey Jon Gosselin is one fat bitch
B: Word man, homegirl should do some turbokick
by TurboFreak October 9, 2009
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