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tapsinef 

A backwards Spoonerism of "fat penis". One of the three standards of the Sinep Scale. Term used to identify 9% of the male popualtion of the world. Tapsinefs are generally more respected than their llampsine counterparts. Tapsinefs have the potential to be a gipsineb, but don't understand this potential. While many tapsinefs do have a higher fat content within the body from poor nutrition and/or lack of exercise, it is not necessary for tapsinefism. Though, a giveaway for a tapsinef is to have a fat penis. Are known to have minimal physical contact with sunlight or the outdoors. Spend a huge excess of time playing video games and little contact with people, especially of the opposite gender. Are usually nervous, shy, awkward and often suffer from delusions of grandeur of an unrealistically beautiful woman sweeping THEM off their feet. Basically, if you're not a douchebag (llampsine) but aren't an Alphamale (gipsineb), you're a tapsinef.
Parker: "Coño, mang. Look at her, she's even checking you out. Go over and talk to her!"
Amir: "I can't. I don't want to..."
Jason: "You're being a tapsinef like Faraz."
Parker: "Got 'em..."
tapsinef by d3ck3r November 1, 2014
The definition of perfect. Cute, smart, funny and charming.
Tulsi's a keeper.
Tulsi by Skidbobble September 23, 2021
russian

Means dullard, bonehead, dunce, numskull. The general meaning is stupid and dumb.
Zatknis', tupitsa! - Shut up, dullard!
tupitsa by EmInara January 9, 2012
The definition of cute. Smart and funny, she's the best girl ever.
Tulsi's so cute
Tulsi by Skidbobble September 23, 2021

Tupidabih 

Instead of calling someone a Stupid Ass Bitch, use this convenient word that combines all three! Say it nice and ghetto and there ya go, you just called someone a Stupid Ass Bitch!
Frank, my crack dealer, tried to say I owed him more money than I actually did, so I asked Frank, "Do you really think I'm a tupidabih!?"
Tupidabih by Ahmoni April 30, 2019

Tutsi-ed all up and down 

To be hacked to death with a machete. Bonus points if you die in central Africa.
800,000 brothas and sistas got Tutsi-ed all up and down in 1994.