TumblrTime 

The amount of time that seems to have passed while on Tumblr, compared to the amount of time that has actually passed. Such as going on at 3 o'clock for only 5 minutes, then looking at the clock and seeing that it is now 6 o'clock. What it feels like to be on Tumblr.

If only being at school felt like TumblrTime, I'd finish all my classes in an instant!

TumblrTime by edgesofedict May 29, 2013

Tumblrite 

ˈtʌmˌbləɹ.aɪt noun. A person (potentially a user of tumblr) who cannot take a joke, takes everything literally and way too seriously, gets easily offended by anything and everything, and insists that everything must be completely politically correct and non-offensive to everyone.

Tim just got offended at some stupid little joke I made, he's such a tumblrite.

Tumblrite by MrJoshTheEpic March 7, 2017

Tumblr Time Zone 

That one period of time, (usually around 4-5 hours) in the day when almost all of the people you follow on Tumblr are active.

After the Tumblr Time Zone passed, it got really boring, with no one active and posting.

Tumblr Time Zone by UltramanVectis April 19, 2015

tumblrized 

The act of being obsessed with the blogging website, Tumblr, and revolving your entire existence around it. Symptoms include drawing all over your skin with Sharpies, saying the expression "On Tumblr..." more than three times a day, taking a strange liking to triangles, using vocabulary you wouldn't normally use, and taking pointless pictures of yourself in order to get more "likes" and "reblogs"

Susy: Tumblr has been down three days...I'm miserable!
Jillian: WTF, you've been tumblrized.

Rachel: Mom, I saw this book on Tumblr, can I get it?
Mom: No! You're obsessed. You've been tumblrized!

tumblrized by poppypoppy December 27, 2010

Tumblrite 

A synonym for Tumblr Followers. Term coined originally by superash.tumblr.com but it's become a pretty popular word on the interweb.

Dude 1: Sick, I got some new Tumblrites, sick sick.
Dude 2: Tumblrites, who the fuck are you Jesus?
Dude 1: Nah man, he had disciples, these are my tumblr followers :)

Tumblrite by Gregory Manadem April 18, 2010

Tumblrite 

A common mineral found in the lining of veins and arteries of a sector of females.
It has a strange property that hasn't been fully understood by biologists and physicists.
It's been observed that this material acts as a gateway for chromosomes to become absorbed through the walls of the blood ways. And become one with the blood.
Thus sapping the female ecosystem slowly but surely of all of their 13th chromosome.
In the core of the blood system. The heart. There is an abundance of tumblrite
This behaves strangely. Once a months worth of chromosomes have been collected in the blood stream. The mineral forces the heart to pump this blood to the ovaries to fuel next egg with concentrated chromoexcrement.
This is then expelled from the vagina over a week in the form of a dense red paste
This changes the hormone cycle drastically and gives them the strong urge. For the rest of their life. To become a fucking moron.
Girls that contain tumblrite happen to be called tumblrites, Because once the chromosomes are gone their classification from human changes

You know jess? She's become a tumblrite. She's shaved half her head and dyed it green. She thinks she doesnt need a dick to be a boy.

Tumblrite by Ihatepeople January 13, 2015

Tumblrite 

One of the denizens of the social media platform known as Tumblr. They are some of the craziest people you will ever meet, and tend to be mid to far left, some going as far left as bizarro-right.

Jake: Hey, you know Big Red? I bet she's a Tumblrite.

Pete: that's almost a guaranteed.

Tumblrite by kyonaTheDemoness January 29, 2020