Tumblas

Black womens tittys...

Guy 1"damn i was fuckin tinesha hard last night"

Guy 2" how were her Tumblas"

Tumblas by killa k dawg December 15, 2008

tumblrsexual 

An umbrella term for individuals (usually on tumblr) claiming identity with anything beside the standard gay, bi or transgendered sexual identities/orientations. Such extra labels are seemingly made up as a product of those considered to suffer from "Special Snowflake Syndrome" and are only used to garner attention.

Jimmy: Hey Marcus! How'd your date go with Linda last night?

Marcus: Utter shit. I tried complimenting her and told her she was the prettiest woman in the bar, she flips out and goes, "I'm not a woman, I'm a trigendered omnisexual who HAPPENS to be in a female body."

Jimmy: Fucking tumblrsexuals man...

tumblrsexual by Karl Av-Ulvene June 29, 2014

Tumblarity 

A number on the tumblr Dashboard indicating how popular or un-popular you are. The number increases and decreases due to likes, followers ect.. Makes or breaks an ego as a blogger.

My tumblarity was -5 from yesterday. Someone must have unfollowed me.

Tumblarity by Allivictoria May 13, 2009

tumbeasts

when too many people are logged on to tumblr and the website can't be connected to the user; the shittiest thing to happen to a tumblr addict;

I was trying to go on tumblr but they forgot to feed the tumbeasts again!

tumbeasts by coolgirlpin0yy324 March 15, 2011

tumbeasts

Tumbeasts are creatures found on tumblr. They roam the data centre and help run tumblr, though sadly they usually go un feed, which causes tumblr to crash. They are often irritating due to how much they come up.

tumblr tumbeasts

tumbeasts by devifromhell March 14, 2011

Tumbeast 

Tumblrs Latest Scape goat for why their servers are down.

We'll be back shortly
We may have forgotten to feed the wild Tumbeasts that roam our datacenter, resulting in gnawing and/or mutiny. Animal control has been alerted.

Tumbeast by Abover March 14, 2011

Tumbeast 

Little green beasts that nom on tumblr so it stops working. They may seem cute at first but soon you will associate them with everyting bad because they mean tumblr is broken.

Person New to Tumblr: awww hahaha that's so funny look at the cute tumbeasts!

Other person: NOOOOOOO! fucking die tumbeasts die! I need my tumblr! how else will I procrastinate properly?

Tumbeast by slimmishimmi March 22, 2011