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tumblahr 

people on tumblr that like to argue with everyone; love to state their opinion whether you asked or not; probably will fight you over any stupid reason, but wont confront you in person; all the write sounds like blah blah blah
Jenn: Did you see Karen's tumblr post?
Lilly: Yeah, what a boring argument. She's such a tumblahr
tumblahr by mennifer_jollica June 27, 2016
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Tumblarity 

A number on the tumblr Dashboard indicating how popular or un-popular you are. The number increases and decreases due to likes, followers ect.. Makes or breaks an ego as a blogger.
My tumblarity was -5 from yesterday. Someone must have unfollowed me.
Tumblarity by Allivictoria May 13, 2009
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tumblarian 

n. /tʌm.'blɛɹ.iən/ From Mod. Eng. 'tumblr' + 'librarian.'

A member of the librarian community on tumblr. Archivists, libraries, paraprofessionals, students, and aspirants may also apply.
"I think these laser fingers prove conclusively that tumblarians are the best part of any library conference."
tumblarian by librarean June 19, 2013

Tumblarity 

Tumblarity is your popularity Tumblr.

Tumblr + Popularity = Tumblarity
TUMBLARITY IS FUCKED UP.
Tumblarity by R2 van Tooren January 2, 2010

tumblard 

fat people on tumblr
you're a tumblard
tumblard by pussygay January 18, 2016

tumblarian 

The amazing people on tumblr who are socially awkward, smart, crazy over fandoms, cry over fictional characters and have an opinion about everything. overly secretive.
guy 1:Hey dude, why does that girl just sit over there and cry over her laptop?

guy 2 : *sigh* what do you expect? she's a tumblarian.
tumblarian by DanIsOnFire February 25, 2013

tumblarcissist 

someone obsessed with their own tumblr, a tumblr narcissist.
person: oh em gee, will you stop looking at your own blog? you're such a tumblarcissist.
tumblarcissist by janaruby July 28, 2013
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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