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tumblarian 

n. /tʌm.'blɛɹ.iən/ From Mod. Eng. 'tumblr' + 'librarian.'

A member of the librarian community on tumblr. Archivists, libraries, paraprofessionals, students, and aspirants may also apply.
"I think these laser fingers prove conclusively that tumblarians are the best part of any library conference."
tumblarian by librarean June 19, 2013
Words you can keep

tumblarian 

The amazing people on tumblr who are socially awkward, smart, crazy over fandoms, cry over fictional characters and have an opinion about everything. overly secretive.
guy 1:Hey dude, why does that girl just sit over there and cry over her laptop?

guy 2 : *sigh* what do you expect? she's a tumblarian.
tumblarian by DanIsOnFire February 25, 2013

Tumblrina 

An often unattractive, butthurt, and obnoxious female user of the popular site Tumblr.

Someone who complains all day on Tumblr about how oppressed they are by men, when 99% of ranting cases were provoked would be meaningless or of utmost minute significance to the average person.
Guy: Hey you look nice today!

Tumblrina later that night: OMG men are such pigs. I'm tired of being harrassed.

-Next day-

*Guy ignores tumblrina*

Tumblrina later that night: OMG men are such pigs and they just ignore me nag nag whine whine
Tumblrina by Rick_Aterson August 25, 2014

tumblrina 

A dramatic, self-righteous tumblr-er who exaggerates prejudice and injustice to victimize themself and tries to make other people feel shitty about existing. Also known as a social justice warrior or sjw, the tumblrina may list ridiculous "triggers" and claim that anyone unlike them has "privilege" and should apologize for being born.

Tumblrinas are also hypocrites, constantly warning people against assuming someone is gender-binary or heterosexual, and then making such assumptions themselves about anyone they talk to.

You know that you're dealing with a tumblrina if you're called "cishet scum", "privileged" or any similar insult that targets your offensive normalcy.

While prejudice is a huge issue, and some words can trigger panic attacks in the severely mentally ill, tumblrinas take these issues and appropriate them to serve their own dramatic agendas.

I have a friend who had gotten to the point that certain words would completely disable them and render them entirely unable to function. THOSE were triggers. So if you have a subject that makes you mildly uncomfortable and you think it's okay to call it a trigger and whine about it on the Internet, FUCK YOU. You have NO idea what a real trigger is. You haven't seen your friend melt down in to a pile of half-shrieking, half-sobbing. You are a little shit who is making it so that people do not take mental illness seriously. So fuck you, fuck your drama, and I hope someday you'll understand the damage you're doing.
Monica loves to tell people how prejudiced they must be because they're white, heterosexual, and cisgender. Everything offends her all the time, and she whines about it on her Tumblr. She's even encased herself in a protective bubble of trigger words that other people have to tag to minimize any discomfort she might feel from having to view anything outside of her tiny, sheltered mindset. What a tumblrina!

tumblrina 

Tumblr addicted female who is defined by her sensitivities and adherence to popular tumblr feminist opinions and/or trends resulting in undue drama and walls of text.
Tumblrina: "You say that as if us 'fat chicks' don't have any reason to be mad. You say that as if misogynistic slurs and ideas aren't hurled at us. You say that as if we don't receive harassment just because of our body types and gender.. continued"
Spectator: "I didn't know tumblrinas used Facebook too!"
tumblrina by crush326 January 29, 2014

Tumblarity 

A number on the tumblr Dashboard indicating how popular or un-popular you are. The number increases and decreases due to likes, followers ect.. Makes or breaks an ego as a blogger.
My tumblarity was -5 from yesterday. Someone must have unfollowed me.
Tumblarity by Allivictoria May 13, 2009

emo tumblrina 

This is a certain type of emo, "that don't want to admit that they are emo because they are actually really into art, and they are like so like past what emo is. Also, some how we just don't get, just don't get it. We don't understand art"
That looked like a tumblr art display, that was very tumblr-esque. That was a certain breed of emo I like to call the emo tumblrina, that was definitely an emo tumblrina.
emo tumblrina by EmOPhAn November 19, 2016
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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