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An unusually fat and or ugly girl that for some reason thinks she's athletic when she isn't, yet goes out for sports anyway.
Dude look at that fat chick on the gymnastics team, shes clearly a tumblah.
tumblah by The Reverend Ry January 23, 2009
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Tumblarity 

A number on the tumblr Dashboard indicating how popular or un-popular you are. The number increases and decreases due to likes, followers ect.. Makes or breaks an ego as a blogger.
My tumblarity was -5 from yesterday. Someone must have unfollowed me.
Tumblarity by Allivictoria May 13, 2009

tumblrhood 

A society within the Tumblr micro-blogging website that shares common interests.
Girl A: "Hey, you like Assassin's Creed right?"
Girl B: "Duh, I pretty much started the AC tumblrhood."
tumblrhood by Edamessiah September 6, 2011

Tumblwhore 

A Tumblr addict, making large numbers of unnecessary posts in a short amount of time. These posts are usually about nothing, and could easily be facebook stati, such as "Off to take a shower" or "I don't really feel like walking my dog. >.>"
Tumblrwhore: (8:30) I'm out of icecream. T_T
Tumblwhore: (8:32) I think I'm going to go to the store to buy more icecream.
Tumblwhore: (8:31) Any suggestions on what kind of icecream to get? I can't decide.
Tumblwhore: (8:35) I'm gonna go to the store now! Can't wait for my icecream! :D
Annoyed Follower: (8:40) OMG! NO ONE CARES! YOU"RE SUCH A TUMBLWHORE! THIS BLOG IS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT FILMMAKING ANYWAY, WTF!? *unfollow*

tumblarian 

n. /tʌm.'blɛɹ.iən/ From Mod. Eng. 'tumblr' + 'librarian.'

A member of the librarian community on tumblr. Archivists, libraries, paraprofessionals, students, and aspirants may also apply.
"I think these laser fingers prove conclusively that tumblarians are the best part of any library conference."
tumblarian by librarean June 19, 2013

Tumblraholic 

Someone one is constantly on Tumblr, posting, reblogging, and liking things. Often times a person who runs a blog that has lots of followers, a top-blog wannabe, someone with no life, or someone who is spending all of their time on Tumblr instead of Facebook.
Dude, you're a Tumblraholic. You need some help.
Tumblraholic by fellowtumblraholic September 12, 2010

tumblhunt 

the tumblr equivalent of facebook stalking.
i was tumblhunting kathy the other day! i think her posts are about me!
tumblhunt by fryington August 12, 2011
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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