tumblrsexual 

An umbrella term for individuals (usually on tumblr) claiming identity with anything beside the standard gay, bi or transgendered sexual identities/orientations. Such extra labels are seemingly made up as a product of those considered to suffer from "Special Snowflake Syndrome" and are only used to garner attention.

Jimmy: Hey Marcus! How'd your date go with Linda last night?

Marcus: Utter shit. I tried complimenting her and told her she was the prettiest woman in the bar, she flips out and goes, "I'm not a woman, I'm a trigendered omnisexual who HAPPENS to be in a female body."

Jimmy: Fucking tumblrsexuals man...

tumblrsexual by Karl Av-Ulvene June 29, 2014

Tubersexual 

People who like to float rivers in a variety of innertubes. The innertube culture in Bend, Oregon.

There are so many tubersexuals on the river today.

Tubersexual by ReedBendOregon July 18, 2018

Tubersexual 

From someone who Identifies as Tubersexual;

Only wanting to be in a relationship with a (usually male) youtuber that you most likely have never met, Live thousands of miles away from, and/or have a one in anywhere from 450,000 to 47,000,000 chance with. (Numbers may vary) One can still identify as Hetrosexual, Bisexual, Homosexual, ect and still identify as Tubersexual, too. Those who identify as Tubersexual commonly spend the majority of their spare time drawing, editing, or watching YouTubers, depending on their other interests/ skills

Note: Tubersexuality can and often does interfere with day- to- day life. Tubersexual people will often find themselves Turning down sometimes life- changing opportunities if they do not include their favorite YouTuber. If you know anyone who is Tubersexual, please support them in their decision, as we are commonly frowned upon. Please know we are happier this way.

"Hey, wanna come to Paris with us? We leave tomorrow."
"No thanks. Markiplier has a livestream scheduled tomorrow."
"Man. You're obsessed with that guy. Are you Tubersexual?"

"Hmm. Looks like I'll be spending my Saturday watching Dan and Phil edits! Damn! look at Dan's jawline! Im soooooo Tubersexual :D"

Tubersexual by PurpleHairedPsycho August 20, 2016

Tubersexual 

From someone who Identifies as Tubersexual;

Only wanting to be in a relationship with a (usually male) youtuber that you most likely have never met, Live thousands of miles away from, and/or have a one in anywhere from 450,000 to 47,000,000 chance with. (Numbers may vary) One can still identify as Hetrosexual, Bisexual, Homosexual, ect and still identify as Tubersexual, too. Those who identify as Tubersexual commonly spend the majority of their spare time drawing, editing, or watching YouTubers, depending on their other interests/ skills

Note: Tubersexuality can and often does interfere with day- to- day life. Tubersexual people will often find themselves Turning down sometimes life- changing opportunities if they do not include their favorite YouTuber. If you know anyone who is Tubersexual, please support them in their decision, as we are commonly frowned upon. Please know we are happier this way.

"Hey, wanna come to Paris with us? We leave tomorrow."
"No thanks. Markiplier has a livestream scheduled tomorrow."
"Man. You're obsessed with that guy. Are you Tubersexual?"

"Hmm. Looks like I'll be spending my Saturday watching Dan and Phil edits! Damn! look at Dan's jawline! Im soooooo Tubersexual :D"

Tubersexual by PurpleHairedPsycho August 20, 2016

Tubersexual 

From someone who Identifies as Tubersexual;

Only wanting to be in a relationship with a (usually male) youtuber that you most likely have never met, Live thousands of miles away from, and/or have a one in anywhere from 450,000 to 47,000,000 chance with. (Numbers may vary) One can still identify as Hetrosexual, Bisexual, Homosexual, ect and still identify as Tubersexual, too. Those who identify as Tubersexual commonly spend the majority of their spare time drawing, editing, or watching YouTubers, depending on their other interests/ skills

Note: Tubersexuality can and often does interfere with day- to- day life. Tubersexual people will often find themselves Turning down sometimes life- changing opportunities if they do not include their favorite YouTuber. If you know anyone who is Tubersexual, please support them in their decision, as we are commonly frowned upon. Please know we are happier this way.

"Hey, wanna come to Paris with us? We leave tomorrow."
"No thanks. Markiplier has a livestream scheduled tomorrow."
"Man. You're obsessed with that guy. Are you Tubersexual?"

"Hmm. Looks like I'll be spending my Saturday watching Dan and Phil edits! Damn! look at Dan's jawline! Im soooooo Tubersexual :D"

Tubersexual by PurpleHairedPsycho August 20, 2016

Tubersexual 

From someone who Identifies as Tubersexual;

Only wanting to be in a relationship with a (usually male) youtuber that you most likely have never met, Live thousands of miles away from, and/or have a one in anywhere from 450,000 to 47,000,000 chance with. (Numbers may vary) One can still identify as Hetrosexual, Bisexual, Homosexual, ect and still identify as Tubersexual, too. Those who identify as Tubersexual commonly spend the majority of their spare time drawing, editing, or watching YouTubers, depending on their other interests/ skills

Note: Tubersexuality can and often does interfere with day- to- day life. Tubersexual people will often find themselves Turning down sometimes life- changing opportunities if they do not include their favorite YouTuber. If you know anyone who is Tubersexual, please support them in their decision, as we are commonly frowned upon. Please know we are happier this way.

"Hey, wanna come to Paris with us? We leave tomorrow."
"No thanks. Markiplier has a livestream scheduled tomorrow."
"Man. You're obsessed with that guy. Are you Tubersexual?"

"Hmm. Looks like I'll be spending my Saturday watching Dan and Phil edits! Damn! look at Dan's jawline! Im soooooo Tubersexual :D"

Tubersexual by PurpleHairedPsycho August 20, 2016