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Trumptalk

A group of words that is horribly worded, and therefore has the potential to trigger something unfortunate and unintended if spread to enough people. Fighting doesn't mean protesting peacefully to some, Donald.
Trump's use of Trumptalk that many misinterpreted and saw as a signal to fight physically for an already lost election, insulting democracy in the process.

"...you'll never take back our country with weakness; you have to show strength and you have to be strong."

"...but I said, ‘Something’s wrong here. Something’s really wrong. Can’t have happened.’ And we fight. We fight like Hell and if you don’t fight like Hell, you’re not going to have a country anymore."
by spacemonkeymafia January 25, 2021
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Trumpstank

Trumpstank

def: (1) the smell of corruption and failure that permeates anything touched by Donald Trump (2) the smell of death (3) the smell of Ivanka's 13-year-old daddy-spooged anus

see: "Everything touched by Trump dies" a NYT #1 best-seller book by a noted Republican strategist (and genius), Rick Wilson.
example of usage: "I was doing well investing in a promising goldmine prospect in Alaska, then Trump got involved and the whiff of Trumpstank scared-off all the investors! Now my investment and 401k are worthless!"
by Eppypotamus August 22, 2019
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Trumpflake

Someone who Reaches far for anything to defend their loser president who has done wrong. Trying to use other past person, place, or thing to steer the conversation away from Trump, they will use name call and playground bully mentality to save face when defending Trump, only to fail. They will even attack someone's FB page in order to defend their state of loserness... poor folks.
And I sure as HELL don't Feel Bad for you ... YOU are a BITTER WASHED UP 2nd Rate Actor - post from a Trumpflake attacking a celeb.
by Scanlan Shorthault July 20, 2017
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Trumpball

When in times of need, someone throws objects at you in a disrespectful manner.
I slipped and hurt my leg when some kids trumpballed me.
by Fredola October 5, 2017
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Trumpalina

an arrogant sorry excuse for a president. He's a bully yet he can't take criticism of any kind. He cries and bellyaches all the time, using the "fake news" jive line while his selfishness, vanity and corruption are obvious to all. This nickname is derived from TRUMP the Chump + ThumBALINA because despite his overbearing nature and delusions of god-hood, he is a really small pissant excuse of a man.
1. Trumpalina thinks he can do anything he wants since he hijacked the White House. However, he is on Putin's leash because Russianhackers breached U.S. cyberspace security on Election Day to set the Electoral College in Trump's favor. Trumpalina is a traitor, a quisling who is really owned by Vladimir Putin.

2. Trumpalina wants to build a Berlin-type 'Iron Curtain' wall at the Mexican border despite the fact there's border security already. Congress didn't appropriate the money for this wasteful enterprise. Trumpalina throws a hissy fit, he cries like a baby. WAH!

3. Trumpalina wants to scrap Obamacare without anything better. He has embarrassed himself to the rest of the world. He says NATO is obsolete and no allied nation even trusts him. He's a sexist pig, he gropes women and girls and has harassed beauty pageant contestants in the past . He imposed an immigration halt on mostly-Muslim countries - that is, where he has NO business interests. He has had Russian information ministers at the WH and he has openly given ISIS secrets to them. He is a slave to Putin, he openly collaborates with Russia. He is a small man and a sniveling cowardly traitor with a Nero complex. He acts like Caligula. IMPEACH TRUMPALINA NOW.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 2, 2017
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trumptardism

Trumptardism: Upholding, supporting and practicing the beliefs of Donald J. Trump, the 45th president of the United States of America. At the core of the Trump ideology resides an inadequate understanding of American politics, an absence of logic and reason, an inability to function in an acceptable social manner, an inability to make intelligent decisions, an inability to display prudent discretion, incoherent or unintelligent speech patterns, closeted racism, pathological lying, criminal conspiracy, philandering, treason and multiple cognitive disabilities. As such, Individuals practicing Trumptardism generally display implausible ignorance when confronted with logic and reason while sharing many of the above stated traits.

Through logical consideration, if a Trumptard believes that Donald J. Trump is a great president and they blindly support every decision he makes, then it’s plausible to accept that they can be duped into believing and supporting just about anything whether it makes sense or not. At it’s root, this is the definition of Trumptardism.
Stephen: Robert Mueller recently provided documentation that Donald Trump was laundering money through his “Fixer” Michael Cohen with the help of a Russian Oligarch and also according to Attorney Michael Avenatti, the “hush money” payment to Stormy Daniels came from Trump’s campaign funds.

Sean: Trump says that’s fake news and I believe him. There’s no collusion, Cohen paid that money without Trump’s consent, Stormy Daniels is a liar. Congress should stop the investigation and Mueller should be sent to jail for treason. All snowflakes and Libtards should die or go back to Africa and crooked Hillary can go to hell. Trump won the election, get over it. MAGA. Trump 2020.

Stephen: Now that's an impressive display of Trumptardism!
by afj21 June 6, 2018
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Trumptan

A word used to define a tan the colour of Donald Trump. Also two fucking words put together to define the vibrant, orange complexion rarely seen in this universe.
Bob: "Gee, look at that old blonde dude down there! He must have a trumptan!"

Bobina: "omg, he has a very good trumptan... looks related to the man himself!"
by Huntress CC June 7, 2017
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