Trumpcine

An injection of bleach and hydroxycloroquine followed by ultraviolet light.

"Going to get my Trumpcine"
"It was nice knowing you, RIP"

by Queen Buttrix April 11, 2021

trumping down

When you double down on a ridiculous premise.

Donald was Trumping down when he said. "I know more about ISIS than the generals do, believe me."

by Chas501 December 4, 2016

Trumpcon

A promise or commitment made by the 45th U.S. President, Donald Trump, that employs deliberate deception.

He promised to build a wall and make Mexico pay for it. That turned out to be another Trumpcon.

by c.linguist August 12, 2020

Trumpconomic

Invoking tariffs, threatening treaties, speaking in blunt terms and using heavy handed tactics to ensure countries respect all of your competitive advantages, in an effort to ensure your country receives fair trade assurances.

Seemingly unafraid of political criticism from those favoring a global economy and open borders, the president used Trumpconomic policies to narrow the gigantic trade deficit.

by Chopper18 July 12, 2018

Trumpenese

Trumpenese - The language President Trump uses to speak. Trumpenese is constructed using English words, however, the meaning behind those words is dynamic (i.e. "Alternative Facts' or 'Alternative Meaning'.) There are various dialects of Trumpenese, but the most common can be broken down as follows:

1. Projecting Trump's faults by declaring others' faults instead. See twitter for examples.

2. Using alternative facts, such as, "I'm like, a really smart guy." Or, "The Trump inauguration was viewed more than any other."

3. Insecurity Mix: A mix of the two dialects above, which usually consists of bashing someone else, then using alternative facts to make himself feel better, and hopes everyone agrees.

4. Butter-you-up approach: Tell everyone and anyone that he's their biggest supporter and he will do what it takes, regardless if at the time it contradicts everything else he has stated in the past. It feels good at the time, but makes you start to question your sanity as a normal human person.

5. Rambling Scary President: A good example of this, basically combines all of the above, where he talks about things that didn't happen (i.e. Rain stopping and starting magically, how the CIA will be unrestrained, and how "getting another chance at taking oil" may be a good idea, who knows?) It seems this dialect is the hardest to classify, because it flows so freely between them all.

"Crooked Hillary" is Trumpenese for, "I am very crooked myself, me, Mr. Trump!"

"The Trump inauguration was the most viewed in History." is Trumpenese for: "My inauguration was not as popular as some of the others."

"You all voted for me, right!?" (talking to 300+ CIA employees) is Trumpenese for: "I am an extremely insecure man."

by MPHStu January 22, 2017

TrumpCare

An oxymoron. Trump doesn't care about anything important to you, especially your health.

ME: Hey man, I see your cancer came back.
YOU: Yea. Losing my Obamacare though. Looking forward to TrumpCare.
ME: No he doesn't.

by TheFlashSimiValley May 6, 2017

Trumpcare

so-called "compassionate conservatism" healthcare which in other words illustrates the Dumpublican desire to eliminate subsidized Healthcare to the poorer folks in America, and would also repeal the 3.8 percent Medicaid tax that is surtaxed on investment and dividend income over 200k (and .9 percent on ordinary income over 200k). These taxes have helped fund subsidies to the poorer sick people, but are so insignificant to the wealthy in terms of affecting their quality of life (I would know). Republicans like to say it's better for everyone, but mainly it will give the wealthy a little more money, and leave many people penniless and sick.

Donald Trump promised his grand plan of Trumpcare to make healthcare better for all Americans, even though it is a deceptive misnomer that would screw many of the less fortunate and slightly benefit the wealthy.

by tomcatace April 1, 2017