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Trump (Game) 

The Game of "Trump" is simple. If anyone says a sentance that begins with, "I will......" or "I going to......" then someone else in the room can says "TRUMP!" Then the person must do whatever they said. If they dont, then they recieve a ball tap or a bear nut flick by the person who trumped them. If you begin a sentance with one of the above and dont wish to get "trumped" then apon completion of your sentance you must say "Trump it" before anyone else says trump.
Trump (Game)

Example 1
"I will shotgun 5 beers in a row"
"TRUMP!"
*doesnt shotgun all 5*
"Time for you ball tap!!"

Example 2
"I will kill you!......TRUMP IT!"
"damn almost trumped you"
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Trump: The Game 

A board game developed by Milton Bradley Company in 1989 which centers on U.S. president and former businessman Donald Trump. It sold poorly though with only 800,000 copies sold out of an expected two million. Following the success of Trump's reality show The Apprentice in 2004, Parker Brothers re-released the game later that year.
Time Magazine listed Trump: The Game among their Top 10 Donald Trump Failures.
Trump: The Game by CelticEagle February 17, 2019

Game of Trump 

The fight for survival by members of President Donald Trump's administration. There is cutthroat betrayal, backstabbing and fierce infighting as people struggle to survive The Orange King. Game of Thrones, President Trump, Trump army, Trump, Trumper, Trumpestuous, Trump hammer, Trumpspeak, Trumpuzzle, Trump trounce, Donald Trump, Make America great again, Democrats, Republicans, Hillary Clinton, Russiagate, Putin, Trumpcare, North Korea, Red Wedding
I have watched five members of the Trump administration resign or get fired in the last month. It really is Game of Trump, I wonder if there will be a Red Wedding?!
Game of Trump by joecoolthefool August 1, 2017

Trumpgate 

Can refer to either:
(1) The scandal that is already brewing over how "The Donald" ever got told "you're hired".
(2) Any of the guarded entrances to the yet-to-be-constructed "great wall" between the US and Mexico; construction could get underway a heck of a lot sooner if Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto would just get his ass in gear and agree to **pay for said wall**...
Did it ever occur to ol' Mussed-Up Hair that HE'S brought Trumpgate down upon HIMSELF due to his OWN blind arrogance and insufficient basic logical reasoning?? Hasn't it occurred to him that perhaps one of the main reasons he's having such a difficult time convincing President Nieto to pay for The Wall might be that Mexico simply DOESN'T POSSESS THE MONEY for such a colossal project?!?? Helloooooo --- the very reason that the wall is supposedly needed --- illegal Mexican immigration into the US to obtain employment --- is that so many Mexicans are too poor to sustain themselves in Mexico without supplemental income from the US, and so that indicates that there is ALREADY insufficient capital in Mexico MERELY TO PROVIDE A BASIC LIVING FOR ITS CITIZENS, let alone to provide additional funds to build a huge wall hundreds of miles long!
Trumpgate by QuacksO March 22, 2017

Trumpdamentalless 

TEAR DOWN "ALL" of their political, social and economical WALLS OF CORPORATIST power -- These types are TRULY ruining our wobbling country, along with a few other jaded multibillionaires. KICK their proverbial butts. ;-)
Here's one of our greatest foes, the Evangelical "Trumpdamentalless" idea of how to make America (not-at-all) great again: #Trumpcare #Fail

Trumpgami 

The Japanese art of folding a square paper, with orange on one side and white on the other side, into a shape that resembles the Pinocchio-in-Chief.
A number of Trumpublican math educators in some red states are planning a Trumpgami Contest on Pi Day to remember the “educational contributions” of their one-term, twice-impeached, thrice-married ex-president, whose signature helped revoke Common Core Math in their schools.
Trumpgami by MathPlus June 22, 2021

Trumpdamentalist 

The unwavering belief that an elected official or public figure can do no wrong, despite multiple examples to the contrary
“You are such a Trumpdamentalist! He could decapitate a baby on live TV and you’d still support him!”
Trumpdamentalist by BuzzTom November 20, 2018