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Wedgelord

A person who is really good at giving other people wedgies.
I once knew this bully at my school who would give the classmates hard wedgies. He was such a wedgelord.
by CelticEagle February 4, 2019
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Dr. Syntax

The world's first ever non-animated cartoon character created in 1809 by British artist Thomas Rowlandson. His appearance is that of a scrawny and eccentric elderly clergyman/schoolmaster. He was hugely successful, spawning many imitators and even creating the first ever market for tie-in merchandise.
Without Dr. Syntax, famous characters like Mickey Mouse, Bonzo the Dog and Felix the Cat wouldn't have had their iconic cartoony designs.
by CelticEagle February 5, 2019
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Eurynomos

A flesh-devouring daimon (spirit) in Greek mythology. He was known as the netherworld daimon of rotting corpses dwelling in the Underworld.
Eurynomos is where former Mayhem guitarist Euronymous got his stage name from.
by CelticEagle February 5, 2019
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Opabinia

A prehistoric sea creature that existed during the Cambrian period. Mainly looking very unusual and alien-like from most modern sea creatures today.
I personally find the Opabinia to be way cooler than the tyrannosaurus rex.
by CelticEagle February 10, 2019
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A Fate Worse Than Death

Basically to assume that living a really long life is horrible and dangerous. Let's say that you were currently alive and something extremely unpleasant has happened to you that would possibly result in mental scars. Something so bad that it will stick with you for the rest of your life and you just can't wait for death.

Death is an absolutely natural part of life. You're gonna die at some point so you might as well accept it while you still can. Sometimes it would be much better for most people who really have it worse than others.
Life truly can be a fate worse than death. I know some people who have it so worse that they are just wanting to be put out of their misery because their pain (whether it be physically, mentally or emotionally) lasts the longer they live.
by CelticEagle February 10, 2019
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Malazanie

A diehard fan of the epic fantasy book series Malazan Book of the Fallen by Steven Erikson.
Thank God I was actually able to meet Steven Erikson. I'm sure all the other malazanies were excited to see him too.
by CelticEagle February 10, 2019
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The American Tolkien

A title that some people use to describe certain a certain American fantasy author who has just the amount of talent and influence as J. R. R. Tolkien.
Some people consider A Song of Ice and Fire author George R. R. Martin the American Tolkien. Some may also give that title to The Wheel of Time author Robert Jordan too. But of course, this is all entirely subjective.
by CelticEagle February 10, 2019
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