CelticEagle's definitions

Pseudo-pedophile

A person who is attracted to people who are over 18 but still appear underage. This doesn't necessarily apply to those in the age ranges of 18-19, but even those aged 20+ who may also look surprisingly underage.

A lot of people state that many 18-year-olds don't look like they're over 18, but even then I've actually witnessed some 21-year-old women in bars who look like they're still in high school. My point is that some people (whether they're 18, 19, 20, or even 21) can look underage and it's already enough for people to call you a pseudo-pedophile.

by CelticEagle July 21, 2019

Feeding the Trolls

When someone online gives internet trolls the negative reaction they want. This of course is a very bad sign as all the person himself is doing is giving what the troll wants. The best advice to keep in mind would be not feeding the troll at all, simply ignore it, and walk away.

When you're feeding the trolls, you're basically falling under their trap. They want you to get offended and worked up about something. Think of it as feeding your evil wolf, the more you feel angry, offended and hateful, the more power you're feeding that evil wolf inside of you (this is of course a reference to the famous Native American tale Two Wolves).

At least show some respect for youraelf and don't give any trolls the offended reaction they so desperately want in the first place.

by CelticEagle April 12, 2019

Toilet Porn

Any form of porn involving disgusting and non-sexy things like defecation, farting, vomiting and urinating. The word utself is inspired by the word "toilet humor".

Different types of toilet porn include scat porn, fart porn, vomit porn, booger porn and urine porn.

by CelticEagle May 24, 2019

Edgecheese

A word used to describe a particular person or thing that tries to be edgy, but ends up becoming incredibly cheesy and hilarious.

One particular example of total edgecheese is the game Hatred. It is understandable that a game about a deranged psychopath going around murdering innocents can be disturbing, but the voice acting within the game is so cheesy and poorly acted that you can't help but laugh at it.

by CelticEagle May 24, 2019

Goody Two-Shoes Edgelord

Any type of edgelord that may be edgy, but is still well mannered and behaved, and might possibly be edgy for moral reasons.

He may have looked edgy and even acted edgy, but he still had proper and respectful manners. He was seriously a goody two-shoes edgelord.

by CelticEagle May 25, 2019

High-pitched Growling

Any form of growling that sounds high-pitched.

The late Chuck Schuldiner (former frontman of one of the death metal pioneers Death) was known for usually using high-pitched growling in some of Death's music (this can be heard on Death's final album The Sound of Perseverance, especially on their cover of Judas Priest's Painkiller).

by CelticEagle June 1, 2019

Edgenorm

Half edgelord, half normie.

One example of a group of Edgenorms is the band Slayer. They may look scary and satanic but they're actually known to be normal people who wouldn't even harm a fly. And ironically, frontman Tom Araya is Catholic.

by CelticEagle August 14, 2019