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dick trodding

Man whoring, sticking your dick in lots of holes.
dick trodding by Alltruthiswear February 28, 2018

Ploddin n Troddin

Getting on with life the best one can..
When life is a grind, put on some sweet reggae music and get ploddin n troddin with a big positive smile on your face..
Ploddin n Troddin by monkeyhanger October 6, 2012
The act of enthusiastically clubbing someone's erect penis with a rolled up magazine or newspaper. A sado-masochistc practice often resulting in paper-cuts to the genitals and teary eyed participants, it is thought to have originated near a small town in southern France called Lorgues when a housemaid accidently mistook a guests appendage for a giant gekko.
Sounds like she's giving him an absolute throdding in there. He'll have a nob like the last Nik-Nak in the packet by the time she's done.
Throdding by afrolank September 9, 2009
Todd Tod Show IPA verb, Todded, Todding, Todder
1.
To do something that involves failing to see something; to be blind.
2.
To do something so blind everyone else laughs; shoot at nothing in call of duty (Video Game).
3.
To act blind; to fail to see somehthing repeatedly over a shot period of time.
4.
To act blind over a long period of time usualy over a day or more.
"Wow that guy just ran past 3 people hes such a todd."

"OMFG you just todded so hard, now were going to loose."

"Sorry guys im todding hard today..."

"That guys such a todder he always fails to see things."
Todding by Maliaht September 11, 2011
To no-call, no-show for work.
I got drunk last night, I am Todding today even though I have no vaction time left.
Todding by Graig December 31, 2006

todding the dog 

neglecting your wife's pet
Wow, talk about todding the dog, the poor thing just fell in the sewer!
todding the dog by Tony Schoenling September 10, 2020