Definitions by afrolank

Bell ringer 

a rare breed of gentlemen (the bellringers) who can drop schlong into a pint glass and achieve a thud on the bottom of the glass with their bell end.

Birdman's A champion bell ringer. He's capable of "touching base" on a yard of ale!

Bell ringer by afrolank June 3, 2016

Throdding

The act of enthusiastically clubbing someone's erect penis with a rolled up magazine or newspaper. A sado-masochistc practice often resulting in paper-cuts to the genitals and teary eyed participants, it is thought to have originated near a small town in southern France called Lorgues when a housemaid accidently mistook a guests appendage for a giant gekko.

Sounds like she's giving him an absolute throdding in there. He'll have a nob like the last Nik-Nak in the packet by the time she's done.

Throdding by afrolank September 9, 2009