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The act of enthusiastically clubbing someone's erect penis with a rolled up magazine or newspaper. A sado-masochistc practice often resulting in paper-cuts to the genitals and teary eyed participants, it is thought to have originated near a small town in southern France called Lorgues when a housemaid accidently mistook a guests appendage for a giant gekko.
Sounds like she's giving him an absolute throdding in there. He'll have a nob like the last Nik-Nak in the packet by the time she's done.
Throdding by afrolank September 9, 2009
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threading 

Since the late 1800s, competitive threading has been an important part of the yarndling fraternity. Marks are awarded for artistic kedding, skilful use of the verricule holder and overall 'authenticity of purpose'. The Tasmanian branch of the Yarndling Association in Hobart, Tasmania is a particularly strong contender in the Antipodean regionals, citing "fun, tempered with social responsibility" as their watchword.
During the 2012 London Olympics, Team GB would often remind the public of its commitment to the "spirit of yarndling", principally in its emphasis on fair play, equality for all, and competitive threading.
threading by Cod Michael May 18, 2020

Throwing 

When someone doesn’t play a game properly purposely. It is mostly used in games such as Overwatch Or Rainbow Six Siege.
That kid is Throwing the game!
Throwing by Mercymain4life October 11, 2017

Throwing a Widdes 

A fit of bad temper when something is said that is completely nonsensical to the Widdes. This includes becoming completely red in the face and responding in a loud stern tone
Comment: I believe Business Cards are the highest priority for the new business unit.

Response - Throwing a Widdes: "WHAT that is the highest priority for you, that not a priority for us at all and we will not be doing that now or for a long while."
Throwing a Widdes by Widdes September 13, 2012

Throbbing 

When your so horny that your pussy starts having a heartbeat, it feels good for some but not all people have the same reaction towards it
George, you think blue balls hurt? Throbbing is the real
Throbbing by Mykayla April 17, 2017

Throbbing Renob 

Another word for an erection. Boner is spelled backwards so it will rhyme.
Hey, look at Uncle Bill’s throbbing renob!

throwing up bricks

When you are shooting in basketball and you keep missing and air balling and clunking it off the rim.
Awe man I'm throwing up bricks from the three point today!
throwing up bricks by Swish4days January 10, 2016
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