Trashcake 

Phonetic spelling: /træʃkāk/

Used by Eastern Europeans to refer to something/someone that is an absolute piece of shit. It represents a multitude of garbage, which is why it is a trashcake and not just common, regular trash.
Commonly used in office environments.

Don't trust that fella Jim from Accounting. I saw him put milk before cereal in his bowl like an absolute trashcake.

Trashcake by trashcake April 24, 2020

Trashwacker 

The politically correct term for an athlete that appears to be mentally and physically retarded, but in fact is not.

Ex: Holy shit that is the most pathetic specimen of a human I have even seen... What a fucking TRASHWACKER!

Ex: Look at that TRASHWACKER trying to row, what a joke!

Ex: I can't believe those TRASHWACKERS won a race, it's a miracle!

Trashwacker by CoachG April 14, 2013

mexican trashcan 

The act of vomiting into a lady's vagina after consuming several tacos. Not to be confused with a Mexican Dumpster which is vomiting into an anus.

I was so wasted last night that I gave my lady a Mexican Trashcan.

mexican trashcan by Coco Sean October 31, 2015

trashketball 

A long since known variation of the popular 'basketball.' Using a crumpled piece of paper or similar object that is specifically meant to be disposed of in the trash, the player(s) must assess the situation, including but not limited to: wind direction, wind speed, presence of the Pizzonator, trash can diameter, and trashketball size. After calculating the perfect range and power, a forward motion of the hand and release will officially put the trashketball into play. In a versus match, opponents may intercept and land a trashketball of their own. However, the game of trashketball is often played solo with one referee and several spectators. When the player's trashketball successfully enters and stays in the trash can, well, that's a CHECK. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Mr. Pizzo grew up on the hard streets of L.A. playing Trashketball.

Mr. Pizzo eyed the shot carefully as Billy fired a trashketball from his desk to the trash can. A perfect shot. Mr. Pizzo admired this eagle-eye accuracy, but all he could say was, "that's a check."

trashketball by Pikablu FTW December 9, 2008

Trashcabulary

It's what you call it when someone is talking trash about another person or thing. Instead of having intellectual vocabulary, you choose uneducated slang words.

Bob: Hey man, this guy has one bad trashcabulary.

Jim: Yeah, he's cruising for a bruising.

Trashcabulary by Cay Breezyy July 8, 2011

Emotional Trashcan

A person who everyone tells their problems to.

Person 1: Why does everyone come to you for their problems?

Person 2: I don't know, I guess I'm just comforting.

Person 1: You're like an emotional trashcan. Everyone throws their problems away in you, and walk away feeling better about themselves.

Emotional Trashcan by HappySanta December 10, 2010

trashware 

Software installed on a computer that is considered to be junk, or of poor quality. This can include anything from games or software utilities to operating systems.

A few software titles considered to be trashware are: weatherbug, limewire, and the Macintosh OS.

trashware by J Fox December 10, 2008