TEASECAKE

Someone who is an insufferable flirt.

Whenever she is around those guys she is such a teasecake.

by pRODIGAL1 December 27, 2011

Byker Teacake

To headbutt someone in an aggressive way with malicious intent.

"fuck off met, or I'll gi ya a fuckin Byker Teacake."

by juicy jess October 12, 2011

Trashcake

Phonetic spelling: /træʃkāk/

Used by Eastern Europeans to refer to something/someone that is an absolute piece of shit. It represents a multitude of garbage, which is why it is a trashcake and not just common, regular trash.
Commonly used in office environments.

Don't trust that fella Jim from Accounting. I saw him put milk before cereal in his bowl like an absolute trashcake.

by trashcake April 24, 2020

teacake

The Teacake is a flat, roughly circular item with a diameter of about 15cm made out of bread, with a smooth brown upper surface and a somewhat lighter underside.

If the item contains currants then it is a Currant Teacake.

When sliced roughly in half and filled with chips then it becomes a Chip Buttie.


It doesn't have currents*!

(not if tha's from Barnsley)

In a bakery :-

You: Cheese sandwhich please.

Bakery: Would you like that on frensh roll or teacake.

You: Teacake please.

by ajt the 22nd June 20, 2005

Teacake

sumthin brown and buttery or sumone who is round and yum

wow sarah you look like a teacake!

by Bwfc! August 27, 2005

teacake

Not a Barm, Batton or any other ridiculous word its a Teacake.

a small round piece of bread that suits bacon perfectly!

Can I have a Bacon Teacake please?

by Tcake January 12, 2011

tesscakes

sponges grown in Namibia used to brush one's hair AND teeth- very practical for natives! don't cost a thing.

Ubajawamba tried to rip us off by selling us some tesscakes, but we knew we could go pick some off the nearby Tesselberry tree.

by cheese cake August 16, 2006