Transpant

To transplant the items in one pair of pants (keys, wallet, change, belt, etc.) to a new pair of pants.

1. Damn! I've got mustard on these pants time for a Transpant.

2. Shit, where are my keys? Don't tell me I forgot to Transpant.

by flashwildecard May 8, 2011

transpants

Pants designed for the female figure that add the illusion of an engorged penis upon sitting down.

I forgot why I never wear these pants until I sat down, now I remember they're transpants that make me look like I have a girl-boner.

by MomFatale May 20, 2012

Transaction Zone

The 5 foot radius around a debit machine or bank machine - to allow privacty when using your P.I.N. number.

Stay out of the transaction zone while I get cash from the bank machine.

by sarsfieldk March 20, 2011

transcatlantic pipeline

a massive pipeline to transfer stray cats of eurasia into the americas

+: We have so many rats in our dorms, and I have to pay some smuggler to adopt a cat??!!
-: I know the solution, the transcatlantic pipeline!
+: Oh knock it off, cats would claw and rupture the pipes!

by borninthekadikoy October 17, 2021

Bong Hit Transplant

Originally, a joke from "comedian" Tom Meyers detailing an experience at a 7-11 convenience store. A customer somehow communicates to Tom that the customer had a sick friend or family member. Tom observes a customer purchasing an assortment of junk food, then his sharp comedic mind generated the punchline for this infamous joke.

"looks like someone had a bong hit transplant!" Bam! The legion was born. The advance quality and sharp mind of this comedian got the attention of the Cum Town podcast. This "joke" remains the longest recurring joke on the podcast, the r/cumtown subreddit and the entire comedy world.

Can you stop doing comedy, Tom? No, it's not like I had a bong hit transplant.

by MOMOTORCYCLECUMBOY May 31, 2018

Trannypants

Term of endearment for a transexual or transgender individual. May also refer to wide legged sequin trousers.

Hey trannypants, fancy going on a day trip to London?

by TheKaspersky July 5, 2011

transatlanticism

n. The state of being in a long-distance relationship with another person over the Atlantic Ocean, for example, with one participant living in the United States and the other living in the United Kingdom, along with the emotions that accompany such a state, such as the desire of physical intimacy, melancholy and hope.

(Named after Death Cab For Cutie's fourth album, and the title track from that album which discusses such a concept.)

'I'm telling you, man; me and her are the definition of transatlanticism.'

by Chris Ogden September 24, 2006