The act of swiping a credit, debit, ID, Library, Social Security, Novelty birthday card between someones bum cheeks or
crack. The swiper (or MotherSwiper) then proceeds to smell the shitty side of the card and asks the swipeé if he or she would like a receipt.
Originates on the
small Island Utopia of Guernsey. It is believed by most historians that the first person to ever recieve the pooey transaction was Joseph
Robert Cowens, as resident of Guernsey (Shortly after dipping his love nuts in a fish tank)