1.) The act of distantial pants orgasm, forcibly making one's pants wet from a distance through the use of arousing language, excellentlinguistic mastery, or waterballoons.
the definition of uncool pants.
usually baggy and old, the kind you wear for comfort and not for looks.
mostly grey as a result of bad washing, usually stretched with age and often seriously lacking elastic.
pants that i would be devastated to be caught wearing in the throws of fondling.