clots

(noun): red spots (and streaks) left on your penis after you have penetration (vaginal) sex with a female who is having her period.

After several dates and several excuses Ruth finally gave in and let me mount her when she had her period. She figured it was safe, that she couldn't get pregnant then.

by J.R. J. February 27, 2004

clots

the red dots that your female lover picks off your cock after she has fucked you whilst on her period

She was on the rag last night but I pushed it aside and mounted her anyway. When we were done, she turned the light on and picked the clots off Willy.

by Jake February 21, 2004

Clot

Used to describe people in your life who are holding you back.

Marcus never lets you go out and party with the girls, he's always telling you to stay in. He's a clot.

by Tod is gay September 23, 2017

clot

An idiot. Mostly used as a generic insult.

You know the way that you are and the things that you do? Those are the ways of a clot.

by First Officer Richardson December 23, 2012

Clot

The way that you are and the things that you do - those are the ways of a clot

Oh Douglas... You clot!

by AhoyBritannia December 22, 2012

Clotted

Beyond the best absolutely amazing, or looking really good.

Sumaya: did you see that boy earlier??

Ruby: yes he was so clotted!!!!!

yes sumaya! you are looking clotted today.

by Ruby.xxxxxxx December 02, 2016

clotting

during sex, when man (or woman, whichever you prefere) goes down on the woman when she's on her period. he (or she, whichever you prefere) will swallow the woman's blood clots. hence, clotting.

jean: are you sure, charles? i'm on my period. it's pretty messy.
charles: i don't care. i'll do anything for you.
(charles proceeds to go down on jean, when all of a sudden, kim walks into the room)
kim: charles, can i borrow your- oh my god!
(joey enters)
joey: what is it? oh shit!
kim: charles is clotting jean!

by dawntodusk December 22, 2004