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clots 

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(noun): red spots (and streaks) left on your penis after you have penetration (vaginal) sex with a female who is having her period.
After several dates and several excuses Ruth finally gave in and let me mount her when she had her period. She figured it was safe, that she couldn't get pregnant then.
clots by J.R. J. February 26, 2004

clots 

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the red dots that your female lover picks off your cock after she has fucked you whilst on her period
She was on the rag last night but I pushed it aside and mounted her anyway. When we were done, she turned the light on and picked the clots off Willy.
clots by Jake February 20, 2004

Knot Clots 

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Small, round, hard fecal pellets created from lack of fluids and dehydration. Often accompany constipation and are difficult to pass without force and grimacing pain.
Monday morning was hell on Ron's ass. His weekend binge drinking left him on the crapper with bad Knot Clots.
Knot Clots by Eaton Holgoode May 25, 2015

Dirt Clots 

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Remanants of fecal matter. Often found clinging around the bum hole or knotted up in ass hair. See clingons. Dirt Clots may also form around the head of the penis when having anal sex with a dirty partner.
I got mud butt today. I can feel the dirt clots down there. Need a re-wipe.

Roger had sex with a prostitute. Her ass was full of dirt clots.

I suggest your girl does an enema before anal braaaaahhh. Otherwise, expect dirt clots.
Dirt Clots by Eaton Holgoode March 2, 2017

shit clots 

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too much shit in your head or in your body
What the fuck are you thinking you fucking shit clots in your head
shit clots by henryyyy June 23, 2008

dropping clots

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Having a period; menstruating. Referring to clots of blood exiting the body during a woman's time of the month.
Jane's been so cranky lately. She must be dropping clots!
dropping clots by Rosenrot84 January 29, 2015
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