Towton

A mythical hamelt believed to be hidden somwhere near Leeds.
Can be used as an insult to abruptly end an arguement.

You are fat....
Yea, Towton!

Towton by Spiderwebo July 18, 2003

Torton 

A sexual act in which you blow air into a woman's vagina and walk away, and when she gets up and tries to move, the air comes out sounding like a torton. A torton is what they a very loud diesel truck in Mexico, hence the word torton.

I gave this check a torton last night, it was a loud one.

Torton by Thumpnization November 6, 2020

Pulled a twotone

“Pulling a twotone” is used to describe someone who is running away frm opps after constantly netbanging

You see that p*ssy? He just pulled a twotone

Pulled a twotone by Gofundtheopps February 26, 2021

Tonton 

A local hero in the Broadway show, "Once on this Island", often known for breaking awkward silences, saving the day, and being awesome.

In recognition, Tonton has his own holiday "Tontonmas" where young children celebrate by eating large amounts of Waffles.

Pray! Pray! Tonton?

Tonton by TTJ G July 24, 2011

totona 

A familiar Venezuelan word to describe a vagina, most commonly used by children.

"Le he visto la totona a María"

totona by Butters May 5, 2005

Towonyearl

A stupid name that tonyearl's chat like to call him because they think hes a furry

Tonyearl: Hi
Chat: TOWONYEARL
Tonyearl: wtf

Towonyearl by gdtonyearl March 18, 2020

The Towson University Uniform 

noun: A truly hideous and unflattering outfit worn by all the blonde-haired biddies of Towson University in Maryland. It is primarily worn during the winter months, yet is extremely impractical as it does not provide significant warmth to the wearer.

The Towson University Uniform consists of a Northface jacket, Ugg boots, black tights (without anything over them) and a Towson University T-shirt.

The Towson University Uniform may be supplemented by a variety of accessories including but not limited to: a Vera Bradley handbag or purse, 4-inch jean skirt, cameltoe, trendy decorative scarf, or oversized sunglasses.

The Towson University Uniform speaks volumes about the thickheadedness of some girls. You look fucking retarded! Have some respect for yourself and put some pants on for god's sake; no one wants to see your cameltoe! Ugg boots are a crime against nature. It's remarkable how many random girls at a public school could be wearing the same thing at any given time.

Marco: "Don't you think that girl would be so much more attractive if she wasn't wearing the Towson University Uniform?"

Sean: "Definitely, those ugg boots are ugly as shit and that cameltoe really isn't doing anything for me."

The Towson University Uniform by heylookitsmarco3 March 25, 2009