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A mythical hamelt believed to be hidden somwhere near Leeds.
Can be used as an insult to abruptly end an arguement.
You are fat....
Yea, Towton!
by Spiderwebo July 18, 2003

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a person who has difficulty behaving in public. Often found prancing around like a fairy.
You batty boy
by Spiderwebo July 18, 2003

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the process of being fist fucked by a filthy old man (preferably tramp like)
that guy will give you ultimate devistation tonight.
by Spiderwebo July 18, 2003

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Said by Lamo's who struggle to appreciate when things are going well.
Pogo: Iain you are about to die!
Iain: Good Times! - Have you seen my laptop?
Pogo: No
Iain: Shit where's my laptop? Oh there it is! Good times!
by Spiderwebo November 18, 2003

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