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North Tawton Kidney Tickler 

A semi-mythical Kung Fu sex move whereby the master is said to possess the ability to rattle a lady’s internal organs to oblivion using just his manhood (or so it feels after a few jars at the football club) -A bit like the mystical five point punch exploding heart trick in Kill Bill
Steve thought he had given Maria a real North Tawton Kidney Tickler when he came home from the club on Saturday but actually he had just passed out and shit his pants after whipping his cock out
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tatonkadonk 

1. A large hairy(human)butt. Usually male.
2. A buffalo's behind.
When the plumber bent over I noticed his tatonkadonk!
tatonkadonk by Steve Brown August 30, 2008
Tayton (noun) Tate (abv.) A stalwart and muscular man Skilled with his hands. Pays attention to minute details, and is very mechanical. Handsome when dressed up, but a knockout when sweaty and dirty from working or playing hard. A great kisser (but watch the tongue). Probably a skilled laborer or engineer. Possibly a surgeon or chiropractor.
The guys were all jealous of Tayton as their girlfriends gaped at his muscles, shiny with sweat and dust, as they passed the construction site.
Tayton by nmiorme February 4, 2010
the wonders of your mind and they make the memories last for years on end
you have a very large tawlons
Tawlons by john "bananas" kintz December 13, 2010
A person who is Half-Korean, Half-Mexican and has a British accent. Taxtons have their own version of the Illuminati called "Taxtonomy" in which people worship Swag.
Tariah: Omg, look at that swag bitch over there.
Tyler: Damn, they must be a Taxton!
Paxton: Damn straight they is.
Taxton by Taxton Chay June 16, 2013