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Towelling 

to make someone cum while they are still wet immediately after a shower or bath, usually when lying on a bed, exhausted from a hot soaking

to cum while naked and wet
She got out of the shower, and I was ready to give her a towelling

She was soaking when she walked into the bedroom, all she wanted was a good towelling
Towelling by MonkeyBoots November 27, 2011
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God of Towelynism, half man half towel. More powerful than Jesus.
Towelyn is fucking awesome.
Towelyn by Mary the Manly Mongoose November 30, 2010

Towelliee 

Best Ret/Prot Paladin US.

A Fucking Boss.

Considered a "legend" worldwide.

Sometimes comparable with the best Ret Paladin EU.
Arena.

Warlock: I hope we're against an easy comp.

Priest: Oh shit! We're against Towelliee!
Warlock: We may aswell leave.
Towelliee by Not Stano June 8, 2011
best character ever on Southpark, a pot smoking towel,
towley got high and just wandered off one day
towely by lola January 9, 2005

Towelling squares

Towelling squares or (towelling nappies) as they are also known by and referred to as, are diapers made out of soft and fluffy 100% cotton terry towelling. Towelling squares are standard diapers in the U.K., and are traditionally used with pins and rubber pants just as our cloth diapers are here in Canada and the United States.
Mrs Johnson gathered up all three corners of her daughters towelling squares by pulling them snug and tight. She then swiftly pushed a nappy pin through the overlapped layers right at the very top centre front, and finished up by pulling on a pair of rubber pants over top.

While walking through the alleyway, I spotted a sagging clothesline with towelling squares and rubber pants hung up drying on it.
the area of a woman's body between the twat and the belly. When the twelly becomes distended, it can result in a F.U.P.A.. derivation--portmanteau of TWat and bELLY.
While Miss Jones was fond of the hair pie on her twelly, the removal of all hair on her labia and and perineum often resulted in visible camel-toe when wearing tight fitting clothes.
twelly by Akiva Hamantaschen July 16, 2008
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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