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To deliver a parental lecture via text
It's time for a texture you about commitment to school, your family and your job!

Mom, don't texture me!
texture by Moma Mia September 18, 2012
Aging. Savvy .
She's got a little texture going on around her eyes and cheeks
That's a little more texture than you're used to dating.
Texture by PegszEggs November 21, 2017
something with a mild scent, feel, hear, thought, taste, sea, rub, caress, sleet
Did u see the texture on that frog?

That guy was walking with so much texture?

I like ze texture.
Texture by Shmackmenbois June 3, 2018

texture-of-reality 

Film connecting the discreteness of the radial supersets with the countably-infinite transfinite points in Vikaasian space.
The texture-of-reality is a limina traversing the discrete area of uncountable radial lines and the countably infinite points of Vikaasian space.

It connects the countable and the discrete.
texture-of-reality by zanderfin November 17, 2019

Texture Fatigue 

It's a made up fatigue where your sanity is being destroyed from repetitively texturing Splatoon models for two days.
Velepexon is dying of death because of his Texture Fatigue.
Texture Fatigue by okmrsavage September 17, 2022

Texture Nazi 

Someone who can eat the most amazing food they've ever tasted in their life but still not like it because "they don't like the texture".
How can you not love those eggs?! you're such a texture nazi.
Texture Nazi by BrandonPackard August 5, 2020
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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