towellie
Towellie: Probably has a shitty man bun. Overly opinionated and doesn’t accept other people’s opinions. Probably broke their leg while wanking. Overall a nice person.
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Towelie
The ultimate guide to the wisdom of being high. Towelie is synonimous with everything about being part of the 21st century and being high - the things that he says and does hold true and close meanings to our everyday lives.
"Towelie, you're the worst character ever" - You're so not! :)
"You wanna get high" - meaning yeah life is a bummer, but we can easily forget that.
"Don't forget to bring a towel" - It's like love itself, bring a towel and everyone will love you. See also Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy.
"Oh man, I'm so high right now, I have no idea what is going on" - You're damn straight!
"You wanna get high" - meaning yeah life is a bummer, but we can easily forget that.
"Don't forget to bring a towel" - It's like love itself, bring a towel and everyone will love you. See also Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy.
"Oh man, I'm so high right now, I have no idea what is going on" - You're damn straight!
Towelie by Lex - ultimatetowelie.co.uk October 22, 2003
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Towelie
A perpetually burned-out talking towel on South Park. Loves to smoke marijuana (even though Mr. Mackey says "Drugs are bad, mmmkay?").
No, Towelie, we do NOT want to get high!
Towelie by SiliconHero April 25, 2003
Towelie
A "smart" towel manufactured by Tynacorp in the Paramount cartoon series South Park, Towelie is a computer-equipped, sentient, walking, talking, blue Bathroom Towel.
Towelie is also a rather heavy marijuana user, and makes no secret of it.
Most Memorable Moment:
Towelie: "Don't preach to me, fatso!"
Cartman: "I can preach to you all I want 'cause your stupid!"
Towelie: "Your stupid!"
Cartman: "Yeah, but your a towel!"
Towelie: "Your a towel!"
Cartman: ".............................."
Towelie is also a rather heavy marijuana user, and makes no secret of it.
Most Memorable Moment:
Towelie: "Don't preach to me, fatso!"
Cartman: "I can preach to you all I want 'cause your stupid!"
Towelie: "Your stupid!"
Cartman: "Yeah, but your a towel!"
Towelie: "Your a towel!"
Cartman: ".............................."
Oh no, not Towelie...
Towelling
to make someone cum while they are still wet immediately after a shower or bath, usually when lying on a bed, exhausted from a hot soaking
to cum while naked and wet
to cum while naked and wet
She got out of the shower, and I was ready to give her a towelling
She was soaking when she walked into the bedroom, all she wanted was a good towelling
She was soaking when she walked into the bedroom, all she wanted was a good towelling
Towelling by MonkeyBoots November 27, 2011
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