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Having the irrational urge to drop kick a toddler.
"Well you see i walked into the Nando's bathroom and there was a toddler so i todickkied him into the wall."
todickki by ECrane December 4, 2016
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a man with a cock like a toe
wominic has a toedick
toedick by wominic_the_toedick January 19, 2010

towdickery

the act of being a tow dick
There is alot of towdickery going on here.
towdickery by towdickologist October 9, 2013
Refers to Todd's large member
I'm soooo looking forward to Toddick!
Toddick by Debra-San August 4, 2017
it is a term used in hearthstone it is a wordplay on another term "topdeck" which means to draw the card you needed exactly for the situation you're in.
wow, nice topdick
topdick by xBardo April 18, 2016

Tomdickery

When something really stupid occurs but is too extreme for the term hotmess but not extreme enough that you should curse
Oh heck no! Someone please tell me that YouTube did not just interrupt my already playing music with a commerical? What tomdickery is this?!
Tomdickery by Pieanne August 8, 2012
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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