'Twouldn't

A (most likey) legit word, along with 'twould've, that was popular in the Shakespearean time. Means: it would not. Just fancier. And more legit.

'Twouldn't be so hard for Mady to save money if she just believed in Jasmine's vocabulary. 'Twould've saved her a lot of time and money she spent owing Jasmine a milkshake...

by fli;ehb;lvkah;sliefg December 11, 2011

'Twouldn't've

It would not have

'Twouldn't've happened ─ even if you'd tried.

by ─·─ March 1, 2021

Touldn't

The touldn't is the anus, located directly next to the taint.

I wouldn't go near my touldn't tonight, I just pooped.

Would you like one finger or two in your touldn't ?

by Martin moneymaker January 20, 2012

t'wouldn't

Totally Wouldn't

If I was an even I wouldn't or couldn't or shouldn't or t'wouldn't.

by 1687952 August 26, 2014

Pseudofightantigigantophobialisn'taren'twasn'tcouldn'tshouldn'twon'tdon'tdidn't

A state of performative resistance in which one outwardly postures as a challenger of great forces—be they literal giants, metaphorical fears, or societal systems—while internally constrained by a complex web of doubts, prohibitions, and hypothetical counterfactuals. The subject inhabits a mental space where action is forever deferred by a litany of imagined limitations: one could fight, but one can’t; one might oppose, but one shouldn’t; one dreams of standing tall, but wouldn’t dare; and ultimately, one won’t—not now, not ever.

"NO, EVERY DAY I DO ALL THE WORK AND YOU JUST Pseudofightantigigantophobialisn'taren'twasn'tcouldn'tshouldn'twon'tdon'tdidn't"

by jimblybombly JR XVV April 25, 2025

'twould

The correct spelling of the contraction of the words "it" and "would".

Some people make the mistake of placing the apostrophe in between the "T" and the "W". Those who make such mistakes are clearly imbeciles.

Imbecile: "LOLOLOL!!1!1 i no how 2 spell!! t'would t'would t'would!!11!"
Intelligent person: " 'Twould be nice if you were to jump in front of a train and die."

by Q_Man May 4, 2006

twould

having triple the size of a boulder(big butt)

yo reed got a twould

by twouldie April 17, 2011