'Twouldn't

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A (most likey) legit word, along with 'twould've, that was popular in the Shakespearean time. Means: it would not. Just fancier. And more legit.

'Twouldn't be so hard for Mady to save money if she just believed in Jasmine's vocabulary. 'Twould've saved her a lot of time and money she spent owing Jasmine a milkshake...

'Twouldn't by fli;ehb;lvkah;sliefg December 11, 2011

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'Twouldn't've

It would not have

'Twouldn't've happened ─ even if you'd tried.

'Twouldn't've by ─·─ March 1, 2021

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Touldn't

The touldn't is the anus, located directly next to the taint.

I wouldn't go near my touldn't tonight, I just pooped.

Would you like one finger or two in your touldn't ?

Touldn't by Martin moneymaker January 20, 2012

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t'wouldn't

Totally Wouldn't

If I was an even I wouldn't or couldn't or shouldn't or t'wouldn't.

t'wouldn't by 1687952 August 26, 2014

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Pseudofightantigigantophobialisn'taren'twasn'tcouldn'tshouldn'twon'tdon'tdidn't

A state of performative resistance in which one outwardly postures as a challenger of great forces—be they literal giants, metaphorical fears, or societal systems—while internally constrained by a complex web of doubts, prohibitions, and hypothetical counterfactuals. The subject inhabits a mental space where action is forever deferred by a litany of imagined limitations: one could fight, but one can’t; one might oppose, but one shouldn’t; one dreams of standing tall, but wouldn’t dare; and ultimately, one won’t—not now, not ever.

"NO, EVERY DAY I DO ALL THE WORK AND YOU JUST Pseudofightantigigantophobialisn'taren'twasn'tcouldn'tshouldn'twon'tdon'tdidn't"

Pseudofightantigigantophobialisn'taren'twasn'tcouldn'tshouldn'twon'tdon'tdidn't by jimblybombly JR XVV April 25, 2025

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'twould

The correct spelling of the contraction of the words "it" and "would".

Some people make the mistake of placing the apostrophe in between the "T" and the "W". Those who make such mistakes are clearly imbeciles.

Imbecile: "LOLOLOL!!1!1 i no how 2 spell!! t'would t'would t'would!!11!"
Intelligent person: " 'Twould be nice if you were to jump in front of a train and die."

'twould by Q_Man May 4, 2006

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twould

having triple the size of a boulder(big butt)

yo reed got a twould

twould by twouldie April 17, 2011

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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