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Being big
Lover of all women
He's a touhey alright.
touhey by Mike Touhey December 14, 2004
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Brandon Touhey 

Fu*k Boy that thinks that he is the sh*t and he can get any girl that he wants
Brandon Touhey is such a douche bag fu*k boy.
Brandon Touhey by bigboy746 October 14, 2019
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Toucheyes 

A person who has a grasp on reality so non-existent that physically being in their presence causes feelings of rage so strong that the strongest sentence one could receive for killing them would be aggravated assault. Even if you wore their skin.
Don't be such a Toucheyes.

Are you saying that Toucheyes doesn't deserve to live.
Toucheyes by KD Rockerfeller November 7, 2014

Ms.Touhy 

A briber who loves candy and sweets only talks about her kids. She makes A VERY HARD VOCABULARY TEST FOR MICROSOFT AND MAKES KIDS GO TRY HARD
WHY MRS.TOUHY!?!?!?
MS.TOUHY IS THE BEST TEACHER

Kye toohey 

such a swag man, instant orgasm when near him.... 10/10 MEGA THICC ;))))
bob: man she lookin like a Kye toohey
bill: yessir
Kye toohey by Lucidist July 2, 2021
1. a description of someone or something being extremely dumb
2. used to describe a harsh pain or annoyance
Why are you acting like such a touhy, all I did was pour molasses in your shoes.

I fell on my butt today, it hurts like a touhy!
touhy by krisiten September 17, 2006
The Tooheys beers, which are popular in New south wales, Australia, at the moment are the creativly named "new" and "old" types. It's cheap and its ok! see XXXX, VB, beer and franziskaner
I drink Tooheys new because it is cheap and cheerful.
Tooheys by jamesbrown April 22, 2003
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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