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Touchy McToucherson

Refers to someone who cannot keep their hands to themselves.
You wanna keep your hands to yourself, Touchy McToucherson?

touchy touchy 

to be touched physically multiple times in a sexual manner. (hands on thigh, hands on waist, hands on waist)

being touchy touchy also includes being emotional. they act like they’re in a relationship with you when they really aren’t.
massidy was being so touchy touchy at the pool yesterday...

caroline felt that the guy who liked her was being so touchy touchy with her...

touchy-feely

Very emotionally open. A touchy feely person wants to share their thoughts and emotions and have others share theirs. Touchy feeling information is too personal, sensitive, reflective, sentimental. Sometimes referring to religious content/ideas. Typically referring to something negatively.
I quit hanging out with Sharon after her near death experience, because everything she said was so touchy-feely.
touchy-feely by oblivion jones January 12, 2011

Touchy touchy time 

Touchy touchy time is a phrase started and popularized by jonmosslol meaning to have sex or pleasure self
Me and this girl was in the room and we had touchy touchy time .
A person who:
a)is sensitive
b)takes things personally/literally.
c)a person who can't take a joke
Jenny- "Hey could you buy me some tampons while you're at the store?"
Logan- sarcasm "I don't know, you know I'm kinda busy with eating, sleeping, joining a cult, eating..."
Jenny- "Is it because you don't LOVE ME? You HATE ME don't you?!!!"
Logan- *begins talking fast* "I can tell that you're kinda touchy, so um...OK."
touchy by fdsajkl; July 10, 2005

Toucheyes 

A person who has a grasp on reality so non-existent that physically being in their presence causes feelings of rage so strong that the strongest sentence one could receive for killing them would be aggravated assault. Even if you wore their skin.
Don't be such a Toucheyes.

Are you saying that Toucheyes doesn't deserve to live.
Toucheyes by KD Rockerfeller November 7, 2014
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
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