Fartograhper

One who smells farts and rates them. I met one such chap on a european holiday, Neil From NZ. Strange guy, anyone who farted he felt like he had to tell you how bad/good it was, i scored a 10/10! see Fartograhpy
Neil, weirdo but nice guy rated farts.
by jamesbrown April 22, 2003
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Durries

Cigarette, Australian saying, commonly used in Queensland, sometimes not understood in other parts of Australia.
Hey bloke, can I scab a durrie of you?
by jamesbrown April 22, 2003
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Queensland

The most north-eastern state of Australia. Pretty women, even better looking backpackers. 100's of beutiful sunny islands including straddie (Stradbroke)
Captial city Brisbane (also known as brisvegas), home of XXXX beer, also the home of the bevan.
Known by the other states as the "different" state. Queenslanders don't take shit!
Stay out of the sun in Queensland, you'll get a bad farkin sunburn!
by jamesbrown April 23, 2003
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Pile of pants

English for a load of nonsense.
But a bisexual girlfriend of mine once told me of an encounter invloving about 15 girls where there was a pile of pants in one corner. I like the second definition much better.
1. The US will let the iraqis elect their own government?, what a pile of pants!.
2. The room was full of lesbians, and in one corner there was a pile of pants.
by jamesbrown April 22, 2003
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hanuri

The finnish word "hanuri" means both, an asshole and an instrument called accordion. There's also the word "hanuristi", which implicates the person who is playing the accordion WHILE being an asshole.
"Hanuri on väärin!" - "The asshole/accordion is wrong!" (You could find this useful while there are people playing the accordion beside you)
by JamesBrown October 13, 2004
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Tightarses

One who refuses to pay the going rate, someone who accepts your offers of drinks or whatever and does'nt repay the favour.
That guy is such a tightarse, drank my piss all night then would'nt let me have one of his durries
by jamesbrown April 22, 2003
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Thong

Australian for cheap rubber footwear, known as flip flopsor jandles in New zealand, dunno what yanks call them.
I laugh when yanks get confused by the sign in aussie pubs that say "no thongs" at the door.
by jamesbrown April 22, 2003
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